Same Time Next Year
He (enthusiastically): Hey, Babe!
She (less so): Hello...
He: Ahhhhh, finally Spring...that magical time of year!
She: For what?
He: Well...you know. I was thinking we could get together
and renew acquaintenances. It's been a long winter.
She: Really? And what's in it for me but another summer of drugery of nonstop watching the kids while you and your drake buddies are out goofing off?
He: That was last year...
She: Actually, every year that I can remember!
He: Hey! A guy can change, can't he? I think this year it can be different.
She: What makes you think that?
He: I can feel it.
She: I know you're feeling something, but I don't think it's a new found interest in parental responsibility.
Same Time Next Year
He (enthusiastically): Hey, Babe!
She (less so): Hello...
He: Ahhhhh, finally Spring...that magical time of year!
She: For what?
He: Well...you know. I was thinking we could get together
and renew acquaintenances. It's been a long winter.
She: Really? And what's in it for me but another summer of drugery of nonstop watching the kids while you and your drake buddies are out goofing off?
He: That was last year...
She: Actually, every year that I can remember!
He: Hey! A guy can change, can't he? I think this year it can be different.
She: What makes you think that?
He: I can feel it.
She: I know you're feeling something, but I don't think it's a new found interest in parental responsibility.