BVS Thoughts (Major SPOILERS)

Major Spoilers ahead for BVS as I give my thoughts on it. I just got home from seeing it, so it is fresh in my mind. And oh boy, man this movie. I don't know.

 

I'll start with the things I liked.

 

Batfleck: Love the suit, love his fighting style, thought he was great.

 

The Dark Knight Returns References: There are several references to it, as well as a scene almost directly adapted from the novel.

 

Doomsday: Yep, I liked this turd looking thing. Never really minded the look, and thought how he was created in the film was fine for this universe.

 

Lex: Holy shit I expected to hate Lex, but I didn't. Would have preferred a more comicy Lex, but I can tolerate this version as a beaten, abused son of og Lex.

 

The Wayne's Death: Loved how the opening credits were of this. And I like how they went with the version where Thomas Wayne tries to fight back.

 

JLA References: The cameos of Cyborg, Flash, and Aquama Lexcorp video files were pretty cool, especially Aquamans. Also, Barry had a stache.

 

Dessert Batman: Seeing Bats in a trench-coat snappin necks and shooting people was sweet. It's rare we get to see a Batman that kills. Also, I don't really mind the fact that actual Batman in this movie killed a few people. Batfleck feels like a Batman who ran out of fucks to give, and just does what he wants to criminals, and I like that.

 

Superman putting a terrorist through some walls.

 

Dude that got no legs in the Wheelchair. IDK why, I just liked that guy and how he hated Superman.

 

Bombing of the US Senate during the hearing.

 

There is probably more I liked, but I can't remember them currently.

 

Sassy Jeremy Irons Alfred

 

Now things I did not like.

 

Not enough Batman action for me, but I understand why since it isn't really just a Batman movie. But still, you don't see him in action in the suit that much.

 

This movie was long as hell, and was so fucking boring. Like damn, how the hell can I get bored at a Movie Call Batman V Superman. It just kept going. every time I thought it was over, it Lord Of The Ringsed me and had another ending.

 

Speaking of that, THE FUCKING BATMAN V SUPERMAN FIGHT SUCKED ASS. It's fucking 4 mins long and consist of them throwing each other around a bit. Sure Batman uses some gadgets at the beginning, but it just turned into a throwing match.

 

No surprises. I felt like I saw literally all of this film just from the trailers. Literally, the best scenes in the movie (Batman clearing the warehouse and the BVS fight), and both of those scenes were almost shown in there entirety just from trailers.

 

Any thing with fucking Lois Lane and the Daily Planet. God all of them are boring, useless, and fucking stupid. God i fucking hated Lois Lane in this. She's so damn needy and bitchy. And she just does retarded stuff. She's literally just there so Superman can save her ass. And the daily Planet stuff was just pointless filler.

 

Not enough Doomsday evolution. He does evolve as the fight goes on, but I wish he would have gotten spikier and had the spike "beard".

 

The Bat vehicles. I hate the design of both the Batmobile and the Batwing in this movie.

 

Superman Death: I don't care that they "killed" him, I care that they won't keep him dead. If you are gonna kill him, grow a pair and keep him dead. Don't kill em and then tease he is still alive right at the end. Either kill em for good (or at least make us think he is dead and don't tease he is alive), or don't do the death at all.

 

So yea. Not terrible, but very boring and disappointing. If a fucking cartoon movie can have a better and longer BVS fight than your multi million dollar budget movie, something is wrong.

 

So yea, I can't really recommend this one. I just didn't like it as much as I wanted to.

 

One last thing, can anyone tell me who the fuck Batman saw coming out of his computer telling him something about Lois Lane? was that supposed to be Jason Todd? If you can, shed some light on that, cuz I don't know who that was supposed to be.

 

 

 

Done