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Panic Buying

Panic buying has broken out on a mass scale here in Houston as supermarkets are running run out of air. Already Houston Police Department officers have been redeployed from their usual duties of eating donuts, whilst The Texas National Guard has been put on standby. Rumours are flying that the federal government in Washington tried to bulk buy emergency supplies from China. However, the US Environmental Protection Agency intervened after a quality analysis indicated that breathing such air would kill upto 87% of users within 48 hours. It is understood from sources within The White House that some deal may soon be cut with India.

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Uploaded on May 4, 2012
Taken on May 4, 2012