Slow Worm? No mate, it's stone dead.

Somehow this reminds me of Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

 

For those of you outside of the UK, Slow worms (Anguis fragilis) are one of three native lizard species that we have here. Sadly I haven't seen a live one for many years.

 

Done