GinoDecubber (-ish)
Wishing everyone a pleasant continuation of the end of the world in 2013...
"A man in my position (horizontal at the moment) is likely to hear strange stories about himself. For example, it was rumored a few years ago that I made a pig of myself drinking champagne out of Sophia Loren's slipper. I am willing to concede that I tried to drink the blubby stuff out of her slipper but she wouldn't take the damn shoe of her foot. So, while she wasn't looking, I drank it out of her handbag and nearly choked to death when I accidentally swallowed her lipstick along with the wine."
from Groucho Marx's 'Memoirs of a Mangy Lover', published in 1975 by Futura Publications Limited (p.37)
Wishing everyone a pleasant continuation of the end of the world in 2013...
"A man in my position (horizontal at the moment) is likely to hear strange stories about himself. For example, it was rumored a few years ago that I made a pig of myself drinking champagne out of Sophia Loren's slipper. I am willing to concede that I tried to drink the blubby stuff out of her slipper but she wouldn't take the damn shoe of her foot. So, while she wasn't looking, I drank it out of her handbag and nearly choked to death when I accidentally swallowed her lipstick along with the wine."
from Groucho Marx's 'Memoirs of a Mangy Lover', published in 1975 by Futura Publications Limited (p.37)