BREAKING NEWS! LEGO SDCC Exclusives

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"Hello, and thank your for joining us, here on The Worldwide LEGO News! So Yesterday LEGO Announced that there will be 20 Exclusives at San Diego Comic Con, THE Comic Con of all Comic Cons! Now this outraged fans all over the world, especially Super Hero fans. Now LEGO confirmed that there will be at least 3 or more LEGO Superhero Hero items. these 3 are: The Collector Minifig, from Guardians of the Galaxy, a small Guardians of the Galaxy set, featuring an exclusive Rocket Racoon, wearing a red suit, that every other member of the Guardians also seems to wear in the normal sets, except Rocket Racoon! And finally, the one that outraged fans the most - all around the world - The Batman Batmobile from the 60s! And here you can see the Collector and the Guardians set, although the LEGO Company/group, has not published a picture of that yet. Many fans say, that if the Batmobile includes a Adam West minifig, they will personally kill, whoever came up with that idea. Earlier today we interviewed various LEGO fans on the streets, here are some of the reactions:"

 

"I just can't believe it... How could LEGO do this to us..."

 

"Fecking LEGO is Fecking Destroying Fecking everything! They musta hate us bad! They can just go feck off..."

 

"Um, I can't read that, what does it say... Oh okay... LEGO is just... too... awesome... to be true... why would they... do this to us....? Is that correct, did I say that right ?"

"And we'll be right back, with a live interview, with someone who's been a LEGO fan since he was 2 years old..."

Do you like LEGO ? And do you like Comics ? Then you should go to San Diego Comic Con! With Exclusive LEGO sets and Minifigures! All you gotta to is---- BANG! "I've had it with LEGO and their SDCC exclusives!!!! Gonna fucking kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Um... welcome back... to Wolrdwide LEGO News... Anyway, before the break, we were about to talk to someone who liked LEGO since he was 2 years old, tell me, what do you think about this ?"

"What do I think ?! I think it's a bloody fucking joke! That's what I think! I mean I love LEGO, and most of my friends here in Nerdville do too, but this.... THIS WAS A F*CKING MISTAKE LEGO!!! I LOVE YOU, AND I ALWAYS WILL LOVE YOU, BUT WHAT YOU DID HERE, WAS A F*CKING MISTAKE!!! LEMME TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR F*CKING EXCLUSIVES, UP. MY. ARSE! THAT'S WHERE! YOU CAN JUST GO F*CK RIGHT O-----"

 

"Right, we'll leave it at that for now... Before we go, I'll just tell you my thoughts on this matter:

Dear LEGO, you are great. Both Children and Adults love you... But you made a mistake with this. Making the 60s Batmobile in LEGO ? GREAT idea! Lots of people wanted something like that to happen for a while now! But making it a SDCC exclusive ? WORST. IDEA. E-V-E-R! Okay ?! And if you don't release it worldwide NOT exclusive, huge crowds will come to your HQ, harrase you, follow you, and throw Mangos and whatnot at you, until you change that. So I, Sam, will tell you: Fuck you. If this set doesn't become a normal set by next year, I will hunt you down myself. And I will kill you-- slowly. Very slowly. And I'll cut off your groin and balls, feed them to pigs, dogs, cats and other animals, then I will take their shit, and stick it down you throat, take your shit again, and do the whole thing again and again, until you change your mind. Understand ?!? Alright, here from LEGO News Worldwide, I am Sam The_Lego_Guy, until next time."

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So those are my thoughts on the matter. >:)

Tell me your opinions in the comments, and don't hold back, LEGO has to know how many people hate this. Oh and everyone FAVE!!!!, maybe if this'll get like 100 faves or so that'll help. ;P

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