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Donald Trump Phone Call

Fantasy News Part 2

 

Kibsee telephones Donald Trump

 

Kibsee - How are you Donald?

 

Trump - Everything is going well. When we drive from one part of America to the other. I can clearly see everyone loves me. They are all holding up boards on sticks with my name on.

 

Kibsee - I'm not sure if they are your fans Donald.

 

Trump - They must be, they have gone to great lengths to design these placards, with words on, or beautiful paintings of me.....So beautiful....It's beautiful....More people seem to love me than I realised....Also it's good for the economy. America is selling so much paint, and wood now.....and newspapers.

 

Kibsee - You sure they all love you Donald?

 

Trump - Even at the airports there are men and women holding up boards on sticks. With my name on. It's beautiful. Even Muslim women holding up boards with my name on.....Beautiful Muslim women.....It's so beautiful.

 

Kibsee - You sure they all love you Donald. That's different news to what we are hearing in the UK.

 

Trump - I am glad you telephoned me Kibsee. I have writen a new speech, and I would like to run it by you.

 

Kibsee - OK.

 

Trump - We cannot walk alone. And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead. We cannot turn back. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends. And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

 

Kibsee - I think that is someone else's speech Donald.

 

Donald - I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

 

Kibsee - That definitely is someone else's speech Donald.

 

Donald - I have a dream that my little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character. I have a dream today!

 

Kibsee - I think you should try another speech maybe.

 

Donald - I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."

 

Kibsee - It's a great speech, but you have taken parts of another speech Donald.

 

Donald - And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands

 

Kibsee - Donald stop!....Taxi!.....We need to move you fast via my secret underground tunnel to the UK.

 

 

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Uploaded on February 26, 2017