My Old Mate Gwyneth

Gwyneth delivers my secret bait ingrediant, Dracula's blood. It can only be transported in cold conditions, all the way from Bran Castle Brașov Romania. On the border between Transylvania and Wallachia.

 

Many people and organisations like The Secret Carp Society, The Crazy 88, and KGB, know her as MisShadow. Also known as The Snowman Abuser by the Brașov Police. Don't mess with her when she is carrying carrots in her handbag.

 

Gwyneth was once in charge of my 500 strong personal Eastern European Female Personal Protection Unit. With her good friend Spanky. Who are famous for wearing black rubber cat suits, and motor bike crash helmets.

 

Gwyneth and Spanky are the female equivalent of 'Monty Python'. Who sometimes had me in fits of laughter with some of their great ideas.

 

THOUGH THIS GREAT TEAM ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!

 

Even Jackie Chan, and Jean-Claude Van Damme fear them both.

 

 

Original photographer Blanka www.flickr.com/photos/micsikebv/ I just did my trickery with photoshop.

 

Model, and crazy lady herself my old mate Gwyneth www.flickr.com/photos/misshadow/7017016191/in/dateposted/ ,

 

www.flickr.com/photos/misshadow/6443560187/in/dateposted/

 

 

 

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