Taking a meat cleaver on a blind date.
My Morty Moment.
An urban legend is born.
About seven years ago l tried the internet dating seen, to say it was interesting was an understatement.
For one summer l got to travel all over the state and have dates.
Despite being over two hundred pounds or 105 kg s l would still phone a friend, to say where l was, and that l was going on a blind internet date, just in case she turned out to be a female John Jarret rerun of Wolf Creek, and had a sledge hammer for my ankles if l tried to get away.
It was around Christmas, and l had a date, part of the date was to go to Woodend for lunch, and have some craft beer at the Holgate Brewhouse.
Before we caught up, l thought l would walk around and do some Christmas shopping.
I don’t mind cooking, although l am not the best at it, the process is relaxing, and l always find eating a meal l have made myself rewarding.
I found a homeware & kitchenware shop, and spotted the vegetable knife pictured over the map.
On an impulse buy, l bought it, and it should be noted that it is an excellent kitchen knife!
The part where it gets like a George Costanza skit out of Seinfeld, is we met at Woodend, and l had nowhere to stash the mini cleaver.
Doh!
We went to lunch, and she thought l had bought her a gift for the date and Christmas. She asked what l had, and pestered me to see what l had bought.
She was a little set back when l told her l had bought a mini cleaver, but she was a trooper, and was very cool considering her blind date had what looked like a meat hatchet.
Yes! l took a meat cleaver to a blind internet date.
Funny enough the date went well.
Happy New Year everyone, and hope you got a smile and laugh out my Morty moment.
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Taking a meat cleaver on a blind date.
My Morty Moment.
An urban legend is born.
About seven years ago l tried the internet dating seen, to say it was interesting was an understatement.
For one summer l got to travel all over the state and have dates.
Despite being over two hundred pounds or 105 kg s l would still phone a friend, to say where l was, and that l was going on a blind internet date, just in case she turned out to be a female John Jarret rerun of Wolf Creek, and had a sledge hammer for my ankles if l tried to get away.
It was around Christmas, and l had a date, part of the date was to go to Woodend for lunch, and have some craft beer at the Holgate Brewhouse.
Before we caught up, l thought l would walk around and do some Christmas shopping.
I don’t mind cooking, although l am not the best at it, the process is relaxing, and l always find eating a meal l have made myself rewarding.
I found a homeware & kitchenware shop, and spotted the vegetable knife pictured over the map.
On an impulse buy, l bought it, and it should be noted that it is an excellent kitchen knife!
The part where it gets like a George Costanza skit out of Seinfeld, is we met at Woodend, and l had nowhere to stash the mini cleaver.
Doh!
We went to lunch, and she thought l had bought her a gift for the date and Christmas. She asked what l had, and pestered me to see what l had bought.
She was a little set back when l told her l had bought a mini cleaver, but she was a trooper, and was very cool considering her blind date had what looked like a meat hatchet.
Yes! l took a meat cleaver to a blind internet date.
Funny enough the date went well.
Happy New Year everyone, and hope you got a smile and laugh out my Morty moment.
The definition of Morty, from Urban Dictonary, www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Morty