Mr. Begote
Atom Vol.1 #6
This takes place in the future when Dona actually is Wonder Woman. You know what, it also follows my other Atom issue. So go check that out.
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Hey. Hey. Ray. Hey. Hey.
Seinfeld? What do you want?
Did you uh... want me to narrate this?
NO! Get out of her Seinfeld, god.... go do your stupid coffee show.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, on Crackle NOW!
Are you promoting one of your shows on my issue?
Yeah man.
I'll tell you when I'm done.
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It was 6;34 in the morning. Ray and Dona were getting ready to go out on the streets and look for crime.
"Ow... OW." Ray said.
"What did you do?" Donna asked.
"Well, let's just say my pants bit the tick tack."
"Your zipper....."
"Yes! Yep, that's what happened!"
Embarrassed Ray went to the bathroom. While doing that, Donna got dressed. When Ray came out he was disappointed.
"Man, I wanted to see you hopping around trying to get in the tight jump suit!"
She laughed.
"Sorry, you were too late. You can watch me put my wrist gauntlets on?"
"Nah, that's OK. I was only joking.... although it would be nice. Seeing the bre...."
"Ray."
"Yup, TMI."
"Are you ready yet?"
"Yeah I'm just getting my helmet on."
"And you're not talking with the voice?"
Ray turned around.
"Nope, haven't heard from him since.... Uh a few days."
"You know your apartment is nice downstairs, but then when you get up here...."
"Yeah, I uh... don't get a lot of company up here."
"Oh no?"
"Nah... not since you came around."
She smiled and kissed him.
"Hey maybe you could move in with me?"
"You? With Sara? I don't think she likes me..."
"I didn't at first."
"Gee, thanks for letting me know."
They walked down the steps, and out of the house.
"Did you lock the door?" Donna asked.
"Of course I.... didn't."
She gave him a face.
"Alright, I'm going, I'm going."
He locked the door.
"Alright, I'll see you tonight OK?" she told him.
"Yeah, tonight."
They kissed, and he watched as she left.
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It was 10:45pm. And date night. Even though yesterday was date night. And the night before. Yeah, they really liked date night.
"So.... what should we do tonight?" Ray asked.
"Well, I figure we go out, see a movie, get something to eat, go back to my place..." Donna replied.
"Wait... your place?"
"Sara's not home."
"Oh... OK. But this isn't a regular thing is it?"
"Well... your upstairs scares me."
"You're a superhero."
She laughed.
"So?"
"So, you can't be afraid."
"You're afraid of everything!"
"Yeah well... I'm the one exception."
They stared into one another's eyes for a long time. No really, a long time, I've been sitting here for like 20 minutes trying to narrate this.
"Wanna go see that movie now?" Ray asked.
"Sure!"
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The next few days went by so fast, that Ray couldn't believe they went by. Spending time with Donna just made everything... better. But Dona had got a call from some guy, and she had to go meet him, and it was business, and Ray couldn't go. They would call him eventually.
He spent the day alone however, which was different. Even though for most of the day Donna and him were apart, it never felt lonely. He wasn't used to this and didn't like it. But now he could be himself. The regular old Atom.
Yo Seinfeld!
What do you want?
I'm bored.
I know, I wrote it.
Well... give me some action.
Your wish is my command.
Five big, bulky men crashed through Ray's window. They started to take his stuff, but Ray wouldn't let them.
"Hey, Hulk Hogan, gimme back my TV!"
Ray went small, and jumped at the man. The man's eyes bulged out of his head, wondering where Ray had gone. But Ray was right under his nose. Literally. He punched the nose so hard, that "Hulk Hogan" went flying into the other four men. They all hit the ground hard. Ray went back to normal size.
"Another job well done."
Atom Vol.1 #6
This takes place in the future when Dona actually is Wonder Woman. You know what, it also follows my other Atom issue. So go check that out.
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Hey. Hey. Ray. Hey. Hey.
Seinfeld? What do you want?
Did you uh... want me to narrate this?
NO! Get out of her Seinfeld, god.... go do your stupid coffee show.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, on Crackle NOW!
Are you promoting one of your shows on my issue?
Yeah man.
I'll tell you when I'm done.
-------------
It was 6;34 in the morning. Ray and Dona were getting ready to go out on the streets and look for crime.
"Ow... OW." Ray said.
"What did you do?" Donna asked.
"Well, let's just say my pants bit the tick tack."
"Your zipper....."
"Yes! Yep, that's what happened!"
Embarrassed Ray went to the bathroom. While doing that, Donna got dressed. When Ray came out he was disappointed.
"Man, I wanted to see you hopping around trying to get in the tight jump suit!"
She laughed.
"Sorry, you were too late. You can watch me put my wrist gauntlets on?"
"Nah, that's OK. I was only joking.... although it would be nice. Seeing the bre...."
"Ray."
"Yup, TMI."
"Are you ready yet?"
"Yeah I'm just getting my helmet on."
"And you're not talking with the voice?"
Ray turned around.
"Nope, haven't heard from him since.... Uh a few days."
"You know your apartment is nice downstairs, but then when you get up here...."
"Yeah, I uh... don't get a lot of company up here."
"Oh no?"
"Nah... not since you came around."
She smiled and kissed him.
"Hey maybe you could move in with me?"
"You? With Sara? I don't think she likes me..."
"I didn't at first."
"Gee, thanks for letting me know."
They walked down the steps, and out of the house.
"Did you lock the door?" Donna asked.
"Of course I.... didn't."
She gave him a face.
"Alright, I'm going, I'm going."
He locked the door.
"Alright, I'll see you tonight OK?" she told him.
"Yeah, tonight."
They kissed, and he watched as she left.
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It was 10:45pm. And date night. Even though yesterday was date night. And the night before. Yeah, they really liked date night.
"So.... what should we do tonight?" Ray asked.
"Well, I figure we go out, see a movie, get something to eat, go back to my place..." Donna replied.
"Wait... your place?"
"Sara's not home."
"Oh... OK. But this isn't a regular thing is it?"
"Well... your upstairs scares me."
"You're a superhero."
She laughed.
"So?"
"So, you can't be afraid."
"You're afraid of everything!"
"Yeah well... I'm the one exception."
They stared into one another's eyes for a long time. No really, a long time, I've been sitting here for like 20 minutes trying to narrate this.
"Wanna go see that movie now?" Ray asked.
"Sure!"
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The next few days went by so fast, that Ray couldn't believe they went by. Spending time with Donna just made everything... better. But Dona had got a call from some guy, and she had to go meet him, and it was business, and Ray couldn't go. They would call him eventually.
He spent the day alone however, which was different. Even though for most of the day Donna and him were apart, it never felt lonely. He wasn't used to this and didn't like it. But now he could be himself. The regular old Atom.
Yo Seinfeld!
What do you want?
I'm bored.
I know, I wrote it.
Well... give me some action.
Your wish is my command.
Five big, bulky men crashed through Ray's window. They started to take his stuff, but Ray wouldn't let them.
"Hey, Hulk Hogan, gimme back my TV!"
Ray went small, and jumped at the man. The man's eyes bulged out of his head, wondering where Ray had gone. But Ray was right under his nose. Literally. He punched the nose so hard, that "Hulk Hogan" went flying into the other four men. They all hit the ground hard. Ray went back to normal size.
"Another job well done."