Nano Second Artist
UK Constabulary standard issue stab vest.
Cumbersome and uncomfortable, that is how the armour was described to me by officer Lobo during our unofficial meeting. I must admit I felt the latter. This picture proves I'm not a brown nose as after my initial bodged shot he kindly offered me another go. (See Multifarious Diamond). I felt properly daft asking, "Can i take your picture please" Then missing it! I was very forthcoming offering more of myself than could possibly be gleaned from his resources. My interpretation of the interview is as follows. I've been cast a criminal by the lady on the horse, who did a pretty good job of painting me a villain with bogus claims of acts of violence I can only describe as absurdity. I merely defended myself vocally and without profanity matching her with equal volume and tone. I freely admit I'm not one to bite my tongue. When faced with rudeness that can't be quashed be rude, an eye for an eye. I did try on several occasions at each encounter to calm the lady down, even the company present with me in the first instance suggested she adopt a calm attitude. Eventually I folded, the third encounter (I was trying to locate the farmhouse to speak with the land owner) where I didn't even open my mouth, my presence alone being enough to rile her, my ears received a good dose, and even then I'm still trying to get a more reasonable, more mature response. What can I say, I bring out the best in folk! If you are accused of vandalism then called a liar would you get angry? I know I did! Apparently I busted a gate which was invisible, that transpired to be a piece of string? Sorry I dismissed her as a raving lunatic! Natural and logical thought process. The second encounter, complete with more requests of a calmer disposition, I took more seriously, though in its conclusion, I did suggest she fall off her horse, perhaps that wasn't necessary. If I could describe the event in just one word then palava was invented for me in this situation. She demands an apology yet I'm the one who feels persecuted? Officer Lobo has kindly agreed to meet with Elaine to better explain my perspective and attributes. Though now some time has passed I'm not sure why. I have a strong feeling I already know the outcome of this particular scenario. I'll admit I look "the type" this is with evidence, the store security will always eye me around the premise, every store and every shopping centre, up and down the country, books and covers eh! Well it's a bit late but fish come first, we shall see what happens? In her defence the mares were expecting, I defend my animals. As yet pending. . .Oct 20, 2013.
UK Constabulary standard issue stab vest.
Cumbersome and uncomfortable, that is how the armour was described to me by officer Lobo during our unofficial meeting. I must admit I felt the latter. This picture proves I'm not a brown nose as after my initial bodged shot he kindly offered me another go. (See Multifarious Diamond). I felt properly daft asking, "Can i take your picture please" Then missing it! I was very forthcoming offering more of myself than could possibly be gleaned from his resources. My interpretation of the interview is as follows. I've been cast a criminal by the lady on the horse, who did a pretty good job of painting me a villain with bogus claims of acts of violence I can only describe as absurdity. I merely defended myself vocally and without profanity matching her with equal volume and tone. I freely admit I'm not one to bite my tongue. When faced with rudeness that can't be quashed be rude, an eye for an eye. I did try on several occasions at each encounter to calm the lady down, even the company present with me in the first instance suggested she adopt a calm attitude. Eventually I folded, the third encounter (I was trying to locate the farmhouse to speak with the land owner) where I didn't even open my mouth, my presence alone being enough to rile her, my ears received a good dose, and even then I'm still trying to get a more reasonable, more mature response. What can I say, I bring out the best in folk! If you are accused of vandalism then called a liar would you get angry? I know I did! Apparently I busted a gate which was invisible, that transpired to be a piece of string? Sorry I dismissed her as a raving lunatic! Natural and logical thought process. The second encounter, complete with more requests of a calmer disposition, I took more seriously, though in its conclusion, I did suggest she fall off her horse, perhaps that wasn't necessary. If I could describe the event in just one word then palava was invented for me in this situation. She demands an apology yet I'm the one who feels persecuted? Officer Lobo has kindly agreed to meet with Elaine to better explain my perspective and attributes. Though now some time has passed I'm not sure why. I have a strong feeling I already know the outcome of this particular scenario. I'll admit I look "the type" this is with evidence, the store security will always eye me around the premise, every store and every shopping centre, up and down the country, books and covers eh! Well it's a bit late but fish come first, we shall see what happens? In her defence the mares were expecting, I defend my animals. As yet pending. . .Oct 20, 2013.