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Secret Lives: Episode 58:Wednesday 4/11/2018
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: Adult Education
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYqTZKEpvs
Adult, adult, - Adult - Education
Holly: (sitting at a table during school lunch break, looks in her chill bag and groans) This is the wrong damn lunch.
Alex: (primly sitting across from Holly and setting up her bento box) What's wrong?
Holly: This is Stacy's lunch, so she must have mine.
Alex: These things happen, when you have a sister. (produces a pair of chopsticks)
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: There's a wise guy that you know who could put you right
Holly: She's not my sister. She's some sort of bottom-dwelling pond creature my parents scooped up and brought home as an experiment in evolution.
Alex: It might be a good idea if you were nicer to her. If you aren't, she just might follow through on her threat to tell Kyle that you're looking to mingle fluids with him.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: 'Cause it's only lonely spots he shares with you
Holly: Oh, gross! Alex! I have to eat my sister's food over here, so I'm already close to throwing up.
Alex: I meant kissing, you know? Saliva. (points at Holly with her chopsticks) You've got SUCH a sewer mind (smirks)
Holly: You might have my parents fooled with that good girl routine, but I know better.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: The student body's got a bad reputation (oh yeah, oh yeah)
Alex: I certainly hope so, after this many years. Seriously, though, a little sisterly peacemaking will probably prevent a full disclosure.
Holly: If she embarrasses me like that, I swear I'll sell her for scientific research.
Alex: You know, you could always do the big reveal to him before she does.
Holly: The Alexandra Russos of the world can do things like that. The Holly Samuels ... es... of the world have to hang out and hope they get noticed.
Alex: Holls, there's nothing wrong with that isn't wrong with every girl our age.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: All your girlfriends care about the watch you wear and talkin' about it
Holly: (sarcastically) I'd love to read your personal collection of synonyms for "supportive."
Alex: I'm just saying that the only difference between you and me is the willingness to be shot down.
Holly: (scoffs) Like any guy would shoot you down if you told him you liked him.
Alex: I had a massive crush on a guy, and when I told him about it, he said he was flattered, but he wasn't interested.
Holly: (stops chewing her sandwich, staring at Alex a moment, then swallows) That is NOT a true story.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: They're calling it a preparation - You're waiting for a separation
Alex: I swear on my Burberry Banner Bag.
Holly: Nice product placement.
Alex: (demurely) Why, thank you.
Holly: A guy turned you down?
Alex: Flat refusal.
Holly: YOU.
Alex: I'm beginning to sense a sort of hurtful revel in your tone.
Holly: I'm just ... shocked.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: You make it with a false surrender - More memories you won't remember
Alex: (gives a little shrug) I was demolished at the time, but I'm over it.
Holly: Why is this the first time I'm hearing this story?
Alex: Everybody has secrets, Holls. Besides, this was the first time it was relevant.
Holly: (lowering her voice and leaning in) Who was it?
Alex: I promised I'd never tell.
Holly: But this is me.
Alex: We're only as good as our word. If I told you this secret, how safe would you feel about anything you ever told me, in confidence?
Holly: (deflated, sits back) Well, your logic is inconvenient to my good time.
Alex: (smirks) You need to bite that bullet, Holls. Just track him to some unpopulated spot and let him have it.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: That she could graduate to adult kisses
Holly: This is sounding more like a mob hit.
Alex: Try to think of yourself as this goddess huntress chasing down a sacred stag.
Holly: I don't want his head on my wall!
Alex: No, you want his booty in your bed. (teases)
Holly: You are SO inappropriate! I need an adult.
Alex: (laughs lightly) Hey, a trophy is a trophy.
Holly: (giggles then sobers) Seriously, what if i get up the courage to say something to him and he laughs at me?
Alex: I really don't think Kyle's the kind of guy who'd laugh.
Holly: What if he says he's not interested?
Alex: Well, you'll be crushed, just like me.
Holly: I'm not seeing the incentive, here.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: Adult education it's a bad situation - Adult education
Alex: Hey, you'll have one advantage. (she gives Holly a playful kick under the table) You'll have me to talk to about it.
Holly: I wish I could have been there for you.
Alex: That's what happens when you have a secret. You have to carry it alone.
Holly: I just hope he doesn't laugh.
Alex: (casually) If he does, I'll kick him in the balls.
Holly: (smiles) You're a great friend.
Alex: Hell yes, I am.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: Adult, adult, adult, educate, educate, education - Adult, adult
(Thank you to Kes MacPherson for playing Holly, and to Eclaire Daines for playing Alex.)
Secret Lives: Episode 58:Wednesday 4/11/2018
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: Adult Education
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLYqTZKEpvs
Adult, adult, - Adult - Education
Holly: (sitting at a table during school lunch break, looks in her chill bag and groans) This is the wrong damn lunch.
Alex: (primly sitting across from Holly and setting up her bento box) What's wrong?
Holly: This is Stacy's lunch, so she must have mine.
Alex: These things happen, when you have a sister. (produces a pair of chopsticks)
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: There's a wise guy that you know who could put you right
Holly: She's not my sister. She's some sort of bottom-dwelling pond creature my parents scooped up and brought home as an experiment in evolution.
Alex: It might be a good idea if you were nicer to her. If you aren't, she just might follow through on her threat to tell Kyle that you're looking to mingle fluids with him.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: 'Cause it's only lonely spots he shares with you
Holly: Oh, gross! Alex! I have to eat my sister's food over here, so I'm already close to throwing up.
Alex: I meant kissing, you know? Saliva. (points at Holly with her chopsticks) You've got SUCH a sewer mind (smirks)
Holly: You might have my parents fooled with that good girl routine, but I know better.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: The student body's got a bad reputation (oh yeah, oh yeah)
Alex: I certainly hope so, after this many years. Seriously, though, a little sisterly peacemaking will probably prevent a full disclosure.
Holly: If she embarrasses me like that, I swear I'll sell her for scientific research.
Alex: You know, you could always do the big reveal to him before she does.
Holly: The Alexandra Russos of the world can do things like that. The Holly Samuels ... es... of the world have to hang out and hope they get noticed.
Alex: Holls, there's nothing wrong with that isn't wrong with every girl our age.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: All your girlfriends care about the watch you wear and talkin' about it
Holly: (sarcastically) I'd love to read your personal collection of synonyms for "supportive."
Alex: I'm just saying that the only difference between you and me is the willingness to be shot down.
Holly: (scoffs) Like any guy would shoot you down if you told him you liked him.
Alex: I had a massive crush on a guy, and when I told him about it, he said he was flattered, but he wasn't interested.
Holly: (stops chewing her sandwich, staring at Alex a moment, then swallows) That is NOT a true story.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: They're calling it a preparation - You're waiting for a separation
Alex: I swear on my Burberry Banner Bag.
Holly: Nice product placement.
Alex: (demurely) Why, thank you.
Holly: A guy turned you down?
Alex: Flat refusal.
Holly: YOU.
Alex: I'm beginning to sense a sort of hurtful revel in your tone.
Holly: I'm just ... shocked.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: You make it with a false surrender - More memories you won't remember
Alex: (gives a little shrug) I was demolished at the time, but I'm over it.
Holly: Why is this the first time I'm hearing this story?
Alex: Everybody has secrets, Holls. Besides, this was the first time it was relevant.
Holly: (lowering her voice and leaning in) Who was it?
Alex: I promised I'd never tell.
Holly: But this is me.
Alex: We're only as good as our word. If I told you this secret, how safe would you feel about anything you ever told me, in confidence?
Holly: (deflated, sits back) Well, your logic is inconvenient to my good time.
Alex: (smirks) You need to bite that bullet, Holls. Just track him to some unpopulated spot and let him have it.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: That she could graduate to adult kisses
Holly: This is sounding more like a mob hit.
Alex: Try to think of yourself as this goddess huntress chasing down a sacred stag.
Holly: I don't want his head on my wall!
Alex: No, you want his booty in your bed. (teases)
Holly: You are SO inappropriate! I need an adult.
Alex: (laughs lightly) Hey, a trophy is a trophy.
Holly: (giggles then sobers) Seriously, what if i get up the courage to say something to him and he laughs at me?
Alex: I really don't think Kyle's the kind of guy who'd laugh.
Holly: What if he says he's not interested?
Alex: Well, you'll be crushed, just like me.
Holly: I'm not seeing the incentive, here.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: Adult education it's a bad situation - Adult education
Alex: Hey, you'll have one advantage. (she gives Holly a playful kick under the table) You'll have me to talk to about it.
Holly: I wish I could have been there for you.
Alex: That's what happens when you have a secret. You have to carry it alone.
Holly: I just hope he doesn't laugh.
Alex: (casually) If he does, I'll kick him in the balls.
Holly: (smiles) You're a great friend.
Alex: Hell yes, I am.
Daryl Hall & John Oates on the Oldies station: Adult, adult, adult, educate, educate, education - Adult, adult
(Thank you to Kes MacPherson for playing Holly, and to Eclaire Daines for playing Alex.)