FruityHatLady
Attack Lobster
Yeah, so I get a lobster for my birthday every year. Live one, long standing tradition. This one? I'm pretty sure he could have taken me in a fight. I picked him out because he was creating mayhem in the lobster tank, picking fights all over. That was my first mistake. We picked him up for his closeup after a good 20 minutes in the freezer (I do try to be humane), and he started fighting me! Tail thwapping, legs flailing, little claws snapping at me. I screamed like a little girl, and I'm not even ashamed. Nope. He was scary! I shoved him back in the freezer for another half hour after this and had to pour another girlie drink to calm down.
Attack Lobster
Yeah, so I get a lobster for my birthday every year. Live one, long standing tradition. This one? I'm pretty sure he could have taken me in a fight. I picked him out because he was creating mayhem in the lobster tank, picking fights all over. That was my first mistake. We picked him up for his closeup after a good 20 minutes in the freezer (I do try to be humane), and he started fighting me! Tail thwapping, legs flailing, little claws snapping at me. I screamed like a little girl, and I'm not even ashamed. Nope. He was scary! I shoved him back in the freezer for another half hour after this and had to pour another girlie drink to calm down.