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The idea of alligators and other vicious creatures in sewers MUST BE BANNED and that we MUST have a LAWSUIT AGAINST this idea

photo credit to r/cryptids dre_the_brazilian on Reddit The idea of alligators and other vicious creatures in sewers MUST BE BANNED and that we MUST have a LAWSUIT AGAINST this idea because this idea upsets people makes them scared and freak out that an alligator or any other vicious creatures pop out from the sewer and and this idea appeared in American Dad and Family Guy when characters were saying inappropriate phrases about body parts and this idea was first made in schools with a Bogen Multicom 2000 and early 1990s glass walled McDonald's PlayPlaces with high dangerous crawl tubes in the 2000s when McDonald's had supersize and at that time schools with a Bogen Multicom 2000 and early 1990s glass walled McDonald's PlayPlaces with high dangerous crawl tubes and the supersize were all brainwashing most people's smartness and recommending this bad idea and recommending children under 3 to play with potato heads instead of Jumbo Crayola crayons especially in my 8th grade school year at my middle school Dean Rusk on December 2009 when I had anxiety for Corduroy's button when it was in a storm drain, there was a student in my school named Jessie Burris who told me a mean lie about an alligator eating Corduroy's button and having it on its saliva which made me more upset and worried for Corduroy's button and ruining my golden Toddlerhood and I know buttons are not edible and I know buttons are choking hazards and I know there are no alligators in storm drains at all and Jessie Burris was one of the many people that has been brainwashed by the supersize at McDonald's whereas I was never brainwashed by the supersize at McDonald's and I have always avoided supersizing along with my daddy Bill and my mommy Mary and Shirley and my daycare teachers Karen Miller and Maryanne Fisher and all other of my loved ones where as in the actual Corduroy episode water is the only liquid Corduroy's button was on when it was in a storm drain not alligator saliva and then my anxiety for Corduroy's button and was over eating my food by making my bowl of Fruity Pebbles super big, munching giant stacks of salt and vinegar Pringles potato ships, and having extra school lunches and eating all of these food nervously for Corduroy and his button. And then on exams week on my 8th grade school year at my middle school Dean Rusk in Canton, Georgia on December 2009, I was having a sick stomach with green spots from over eating and then I had to rush to the restroom and started vomiting in the restroom trash can and then they had to send me home and skip the exam even though I wanted to take the exam and succeed in school but good thing I have graduated high school and graduated college and moving on to my Nelvana job reviving Nelvana's version of Corduroy the Bear with the premiere of Two Buttons again and Forever fixing Betty Quan's upsetting mistake by showing that they did get Corduroy's button out of the storm drain and put Corduroy's button back on Corduroy the Bear's green corduroy overalls and that Corduroy the Bear does have two buttons on his green corduroy overalls forever and having collaborations to make things great again restoring people's smart minds and undoing the brainwashed stuff the supersize at McDonald's caused us for good especially safety improvements like bringing back Crayola Kid's First Jumbo Washable crayons etc. And as for you McDonald's Corporation, Bogen Communications, and Fuzzy Door Productions, SHAME ON YOU for giving out this bad idea and this is why all McDonald's restaurants must be by law mandated to be McEyebrows with the yellow and orange striped awnings and better and safe updated indoor PlayPlaces with low safe steps and slides that are easy to keep clean, why all schools must be by law mandated to be set up like Middleborough and or Hilltop school from Timothy Goes to School and or my DeVry building in North Brusnwick, NJ and all with green chalkboards and electric mechanical wall bells and Corbeil School Buses and other school buses with electric stop arms and only kind spirited stuff like Disney Snow White and Pinocchio stuff and Corduroy the Bear with two buttons on his green corduroy overalls and Steve notebooks etc and no mean spirited stuff like Bogen Multicom 2000 and their haunted bell tones and that mean scary looking grumpy face with the freaky spikey eyelashes and triangular eyes and razor blade forehead wrinkles they used to have on Gordon in the old live action model version of Thomas and Friends, why all ice cream trucks must by by law mandated to all have the current updated yellow trapezoid children slow crossing warning blades that word CHILDREN SLOW CROSSING and or school bus swing arm stop signs which are octagon shaped to help out with people who are deaf and or color blind and or can't read and or don't speak English and get rid of the bad old outdated red trapezoid children slow crossing warning blades that word IF-SAFE STOP THEN-GO for good, why all Crayola Crayon boxes must be by law mandated to be new modern 1997 boxes, and why all broadcasts of The Simpsons must be by law mandated to only be reruns of classic Simpsons first 18 seasons only. And this why Canada's Nelvana and Hanna-Barbera will take over Fuzzy Door Productions.

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Uploaded on March 9, 2025