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2000s McDonald's MUST BE BANNED and late 1990s McDonald's MUST BE KEPT FOREVER

All of the 2000s McDonald's stuff such as Super-Sizing and unclear confusing McDonald's prop designs like the ice cream cone wrappers with yellow swirls MUST BE BANNED and never ever get revived in the future where as all of the awesome late 1990s McDonald's prop designs with the big arches and red and yellow trapezoids, the awesome late 1990s McDonald's yellow eyebrow exteriors with the yellow and orange striped awnings, and my healthy improvements and changes I am making for McDonald's as of the 1997 My McDonald's rebrand MUST BE KEPT FOREVER because in the 2000s there were a lot of mean teachers from schools with a Bogen Multicom 2000 system forcing all of us to have gross cheese toasts with gross artificial processed cheese which are made out of oil and grease which can cause fire which is extremely bad and all of those mean teachers from schools with a Bogen Multicom 2000 system were also forcing all of us to be involved in the Super-Sizing McDonald's had in the 2000s and the mean teachers from schools with a Bogen Multicom 2000 system were also forcing all schools to have already existing fried McDonald's chicken McNuggets which are made out of oil and grease in school cafeterias instead of real cheese like Goldfish crackers and real deli cheese and turkey which are way healthier than gross cheese toasts with gross artificial processed cheese and the already existing fried McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. I blame the mean-spirited exaggerations and jokes like the retail apocolypse (retail dying), New Jersey including my favorite buildings there such as my DeVry building in North Brunswick and Nassau Park Pavilion and Corbeil School Buses abandoned, the bad things from the old days when Blue's Clues didn't existed yet such as pear-shaped wrecking balls and red trapezoids that say IF-SAFE STOP THEN-GO coming back, and good things from my golden toddler days (late 1990s (earliest McEyebrows)) such as Steve Notebooks, green chalkboards, and electric mechanical wall bells obsolete, Bogen Multicom 2000 taking over, and cartoons predicting the future on the Super-Sizing McDonald's had in the 2000s and a lot of school cafeterias selling gross cheese toasts with gross artificial processed cheese in the 2000s which both used to gave me the idea of killing myself by setting own body on fire and putting my own body in the burning goop in Pianta Village in Super Mario Sunshine. This is a reason why I wanted McDonald's restaurants to be legally required to be McEyebrows with the yellow and orange striped awnings and better safe updated indoor PlayPlaces, and wanted schools to be legally required to be set up like Middleborough, Hilltop School from Timothy Goes to School, and/or my DeVry building in North Brunswick, NJ and all with green chalkboards, electric mechanical wall bells, jumbo chalks Corbeil School buses, Steve Notebooks, Only accepting kind-spirited media like Walt Disney's animated films Snow White and Pinocchio and all other kind-spirited stuff, and only allowing to sell real cheese like Goldfish crackers and real deli cheese and turkey and fruits and vegetables and water, milk and low sugar apple juices and low sugar orange juices in school cafeterias and wanted ice cream trucks to be legally required to be all updated to the current updated yellow trapezoid children slow crossing warning blades that word CHILDREN SLOW CROSSING and or school bus stop signs. And all of the awesome late 1990s McDonald's prop designs with the big arches and red and yellow trapezoids, the awesome late 1990s McDonald's yellow eyebrow exteriors with the yellow and orange striped awnings and my healthy improvements and changes to McDonald's as of the 1997 My McDonald's rebrand MUST BE KEPT FOREVER because it will help make a better future with New Jersey especially all of my favorite buildings there like my DeVry building in North Brunswick and Nassau Park Pavilion safe and strong and always busy and always will be around which is a better and more inclusive future without any of those mean-spirited stuff. And schools with a Bogen Multicom 2000 even recommend the inappropriate phrases about body parts from American Dad and Family Guy and the goofs Mickey Mouse's iconic red short overalls with yellow buttons and no shoulder straps being low waisted and looking like a loincloth they used to make Before Blue's Clues was ever created they used to make minor goofs of Mickey Mouse's iconic red short overalls with yellow buttons and no shoulder straps occasionally being low waisted and looking like a loincloth and having the buttons marking the human penises referencing the inappropriate phrases about body parts from American Dad and Family Guy is extremely vulgar and reminds me of when Corduroy's button was in a storm drain at the end of Cute as a Button which made me extremely upset but good thing I am working for Nelvana reviving Nelvana's version of Corduroy the Bear with the premiere of Two Buttons again and Forever fixing Betty Quan's upsetting mistake for good by showing that they did get Corduroy's button out of the storm drain and put Corduroy's button back on Corduroy the Bear's green corduroy overalls and Corduroy the Bear does have two buttons on his green corduroy overalls forever. They MUST CENSOR the inappropriate phrases about body parts in ALL future American Dad and Family Guy broadcasts because the inappropriate phrases about body parts from American Dad and Family Guy are so gross and inappropriate and so annoying and cringy like Dee Dee's laugh from Dexter's Laboratory and the inappropriate phrases about body parts from Family Guy are making me worried for Corduroy's button and the author of the Corduroy (Nelvana TV series) episode Betty Quan was also watching Dexter's Laboratory and having on DeeDee laughing in the episode of Dexter's Laboratory she was watching while writing the Corduroy episode Cute as a Button is why the Corduroy episode Cute as a Button does have an upsetting ending where Corduroy's button fell in a storm drain across the street from Lisa and Corduroy's apartment Building and forgot to show that they did get Corduroy's button out of the storm drain and put Corduroy's button back on Corduroy the Bear's green corduroy overalls and that Corduroy the Bear does have two buttons on his green corduroy overalls forever and in that storm drain, right after when the button fell in DeeDee from Dexter's Laboratory made Mowgli from Disney's 1967 animated film The Jungle Book fall on Corduroy's button and lay his stomach on the bottom of the storm drain and Corduroy's button was going on the front of Mowgli's bright red cotton fabric loincloth shorts and DeeDee was laughing about it which made me super upset which caused me to have guilt of Corduroy the Bear on December 2009 and what made my guilt of Corduroy the Bear worse was that a student at my middle school Dean Rusk in Canton Georgia named Jessie Burris told me a mean lie that an alligator ate Corduroy's button, yelled out the inappropriate phrases about body parts from American Dad and Family Guy at me, and then she punched me in the shoulder, then she told me to move on from my golden nostalgic toddler stuff like riding on school buses and bring back the bad things from the early 90s such as pear-shaped wrecking balls and ice cream trucks with the bad old outdated red trapezoid children slow crossing warning blades that word IF-SAFE STOP THEN-GO (which are extremely confusing to people who are deaf, color blind, can't read, or don't speak English and we need to help out those people out too) and then she told me that she liked DeeDee's annoying idiotic laugh from Dexter's Laboratory and the inappropriate phrases about body parts from American Dad and Family Guy which made me even more upset and worried for Corduroy and his button causing me to have anxiety with my guilt of Corduroy the Bear and all of that I was overeating so much food on December 2009 by making my bowl of Fruity Pebbles super big, munching giant stacks of salt and Vinegar Pringles Potato ships, and having a lot of extra school lunches and I was eating all of these foods all at once nervously for Corduroy and his button and then on exams week on my 8th grade school year on December 2009, I was having a sick stomach with green spots from overeating and then I had to rush to the restroom at my middle school Dean Rusk in Canton, Georgia and I was puking in the restroom bin at my middle school Dean Rusk in Canton Georgia and they had to send me home and skip the exam eventhough I wanted to take the exam and succeed in school. But good thing I am fixing Betty Quan's upsetting mistake by reviving the Nelvana TV show Corduroy with the premiere of an entirely new episode titled Two Buttons again and Forever which is the sequel to Cute as a Button showing that they did get Corduroy's button out of the storm drain and put Corduroy's button back on Corduroy the Bear's green corduroy overalls and that Corduroy the Bear does have two buttons on his green corduroy overalls forever and that I am writing and producing a lot more entirely new Corduroy episodes with Corduroy the Bear having two buttons on his green corduroy overalls instead of one and I am re-editing all season 1 episodes with Corduroy the Bear having two buttons on his green corduroy overalls instead of one and re-editing Betty Quan's Cute as a Button with the beginning of Two Buttons again and Forever as the alternative ending. Good thing I have decided to give up Family Guy because the inappropriate phrases about body parts from American Dad and Family Guy are making me worried for Corduroy's button and the other reason why I have decided to give up Family Guy is because I will have kids of my own when I live in Toronto reviving Nelvana's version of Corduroy the Bear with the premiere of Two Buttons again and Forever fixing Betty Quan's upsetting mistake for good by showing that they did get Corduroy's button out of the storm drain and put Corduroy's button back on Corduroy the Bear's green corduroy overalls and Corduroy The Bear does have two buttons on his green corduroy overalls forever. And my own kids will be a son named Pinocchio William Joseph Rich and a daughter named Pollyanna Wendy Lisa Rich. Good thing Disney now always have the waist of Mickey Mouse's iconic red short overalls with yellow buttons and no shoulder straps have the waist going all the way up to the chest and no longer having minor goofs of the overalls being low waisted and looking like a loincloth and I know for a fact all pants with two buttons going horizontally up in the front are overalls no matter if they have shoulder straps or not because pants always have the waist going all the way up to the chest if they have two buttons going horizontally up in the front no matter if they have shoulder straps or not. As one of my collaborations when I revive Nelvana's version of Corduroy the Bear with the premiere of Two Buttons again and Forever Fixing Betty Quan's upsetting mistake for good I will censor these stupid minor goofs of Mickey Mouse's overalls.

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Uploaded on June 14, 2023