LEGO 79095: Brave Sir Robin

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This set allows you to reenact Sir Robin's journey through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrel. Will Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot fight the three-headed knight? Of course not, he avoids the fight by running away while the heads are arguing.

 

Watch the original scene HERE.

 

• Includes 4 minifigures with weapons/accessoires: the bravely bold Sir Robin, his servant, his favorite minstrel and the three-headed Knight

 

• The set also includes a sound brick with two melodies. The first ballad is to be played before Sir Robin's encounter with the three-headed knight. Lyrics:

 

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

 

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen—

 

• The second ballad is to be played after Sir Robin bravely ran away. Lyrics:

 

Brave Sir Robin ran away, ("No!")

Bravely ran away, away. ("I didn't!")

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. ("No!")

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!")

And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, ("I never did!")

He beat a very brave retreat, ("All lies!")

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. ("I never!")

 

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Special thanks go to Gary^The^Procrastinator for correcting the description.

 

Contains traces of Custom Minifig Syndicate products.

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