[MOC Blitz'ard 2] Moo-moo-moo...

Built for the 2nd Blitz'ard flash MOC contest, "Best battle scene" category.

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It was that time of the year once again...

 

The famous Elken warrior R.N.R.* Rudolph, who led the Great Reindeer Revolution that overthrew the malicious regime of the reigning Santa Claus, was gathering his elves and santas to go on his annual destructive rampage across the Urtican Planes.

 

Throughout the year Rudolph makes a list of the Urticans, categorizing them according to their behavior: the nice Urticans will become a bacon-wrapped turkey** and the naughty ones a lump of coal. In the head...

 

Unfortunately, due to a computational error*** the threshold for being nice has been set way too high, so practically all Urticans are being classified as naughty.

 

So beware Urticans, Rudolph is on his way and his sack is full of coal!

 

Hit Urticans with lumps of co-al.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

'Tis the season to be jolly.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

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As for the sleigh: ironically enough, the lead Santa of the sleigh was chosen to be the rebellious S-ain't-a Claus, who has been dishonorably discharged after the great fiasco of 2015, where he forgot to show up on his only working day of the year due to a heated darts game with his buddies in the local pub. He has been charged with the horrendous crime of "Bros before Ho-ho-hos" and he pleaded guilty.

 

Just like R.N.R. Rudolph, he also has a red nose, but in his case it is not genetical, but a result of his excessive consume of mulled wine.

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*: no, not Rock'N'Roll Rudolph, more like the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

**: © Gary

***: the Elken are not great in arithmetic calculations because they can't write the numbers down and, unlike human with a total of 20 fingers and toes, only have two hooves on each foot

Done