Breaking News: Lego unveils Series 14 of Collectible Minifigures

In honor of the Monty Python reunion, the LEGO Group has announced the Holy Grail themed Collectible Minifigures Series 14.

 

List of minifigures:

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1. Arthur, King of the Britons and also an expert of swallows (both African and Europian).

 

Memorable quotes: "Run away, run away!"

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2. Patsy: King Arthur's trusty serf.

 

Memorable quotes: "It's only a model!"

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3. The Black Knight: a fearless warrior (he never gives up a fight) and the guard of the bridge (well, a short plank of wood actually). Detachable limbs!

 

Memorable quotes: "None shall pass!", "I've had worse.", "Just a flesh wound."

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4. Head Smashing Monk: including the ceremonial plank of wood that makes a smashing scene (literally).

 

Memorable quotes: "Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem"

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5. Sir Bedevere: a knight who is also wise in the ways of science: a master of logical deduction ("If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood...") and an excellent strategist.

 

Memorable quotes: "...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."

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6. The Witch: a beautiful woman dressed as a witch, having a nose like a witch and proven to be a witch (warning: science content!). The bag includes a peasant who has been turned into a newt.

 

Memorable quotes: "I'm not a witch."

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7. Sir Lancelot the Brave: one of King Arthur's bravest knights. He also loves to attend weddings.

 

Memorable quotes: "Oh dear... is he all right?"

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8. Sir Galahad the Pure: it's his duty as a knight to sample as much peril as he can (but he is not allowed to do so; it is too perilous).

 

Memorable quotes: "I can tackle this lot single-handed!", "Blue. No, yel..."

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9. Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill. Including an extra set of armor for Sir Robin (just in case...).

 

Memorable quotes: "You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!", "I've done it again!"

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10. The French Taunter: a French soldier armed with colorful language and livestock (chickens included). Do not let him taunt you a second time.

 

Memorable quotes: "I fart in your general direction!", "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!", "Fetchez la vache!"

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11. Zoot lives in the castle Anthrax (famous for its hospitality), where she and her "eight score blondes and brunettes" have nothing to do all day but bathe, dress, undress and make exciting underwear. She occasionally turns on the grail-shaped beacon (for which she should be punished!).

 

Memorable quotes: "Prepare a bed for our guest!", "Doctor Piglet, doctor Winston, practice your art!"

 

Buy a second one! Dingo: Zoot's identical twin sister, an advocate for a specific form of punishment.

 

Memorable quotes: "Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!"

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12. Tim the Enchanter: a powerful and pyromaniac wizard, capable of creating fire without flint or tinder. He also works as a tourist guide organizing sightseeing tours to such sites like the cave of Caerbannog. Group discounts!

 

Memorable quotes: "There are some who call me...Tim", "It IS the rabbit!"

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13. Sir Bors and the Rabbit of Caerbannog: even though Sir Bors is a noble knight he is not flawless: he tends to lose his head easily. His nemesis, the mighty beast of Caerbannog is also included in the same bag (no, not behind the rabbit, it IS the rabbit!)

 

Memorable quotes: "One rabbit stew comin' right up!"

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14. Brother Maynard: a scholar (expert of the aramaic language) and the carrier of sacred relics, including the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. He is an enthusiastic researcher of mythical creatures, he once observed the legendary black beast of aaaarrgh!

 

Memorable quotes: "Skip a bit, Brother!", "It is the legendary black beast of aaaarrgh..."

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15. The Keeper of the Bridge of Death: he watches over the Bridge of Death, which spans the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Knights suffering from color blindness should keep away! The bag also includes five ("three, sir!"), er, three questions!

 

Memorable quotes: "What... is your favourite colour?"

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16. Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Series: appearance/weapons/accessoires as portrayed in the film.

 

 

Special thanks go to Gary^The^Procrastinator for his suggestions.

 

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