Happy frickin' Black Sunday!
aka Happy frickin' Valentine's Day!~
Are you finding yourself a bit bewildered when it comes to this hearty, rosey holiday of romanceitude? Well, you're in luck! For I have here a connect to the wee love god himself, Cupid. Being a smartaleck creep of a deity who likes to sneak around shooting people with enchanted arrows, he's not much for addressing us lowly humans directly. However, he can bestow upon you his dewildering insight and wisdom via the playing of a guessing game.
First, conjure up a mental image of your mate, muse, match, sidekick, setter, Sith lord, intern, left shark, monkey puppy baby, party of the second part, swipe-right, Replicant, Birdperson, or Khaleesi.
Then, while focused on him/her/the swarm, click [start] to request Cupid's puzzle.
Once you solve it, you will have received a message meant specifically for you, about the relationship—or restraining order—you are in or seeking. This message might also happen to be an apparently random quote from one of my shows, my stories. What are the odds, right? Just proof positive that Eros works in mysterious ways…~
Do you feel you need more advice or clarification? Then repeat, ad lib, and fade…
Good luck, and a shmoopy Black Sunday to all! =)
Keep on squanchin' on~
P.S. A few notes...
1. Cupid's puzzling wisdom can only be channeled by the Flash plug-in, so you need to be on a device w/a browser that supports Flash. Sorry, folks, it's still the best one-stop tool for whittling these little digital gewgaws of mine.
2. Some of the content of Cupid's insight is NOT meant for younglings (some seriously rude and crass stuff, but if you've been paying attention, no surprise, right?). Parental types, please think twice before sharing w/impressionable minds and then don’t do it.
3. I believe the layout of Cupid's guessing game will be familiar to everyone. If I'm wrong on that count, please feel free to contact me and let me know and I'll hit you w/a quick how-to. Worst/most impatient case scenario—keep clicking the button.
4. There is musical accompaniment, so adjust your volume/speakers/headphones as needed. You can click to stop (and skip and restart) the tunes. The interface appears below the puzzle (might have to scroll on smaller screens).
Happy frickin' Black Sunday!
aka Happy frickin' Valentine's Day!~
Are you finding yourself a bit bewildered when it comes to this hearty, rosey holiday of romanceitude? Well, you're in luck! For I have here a connect to the wee love god himself, Cupid. Being a smartaleck creep of a deity who likes to sneak around shooting people with enchanted arrows, he's not much for addressing us lowly humans directly. However, he can bestow upon you his dewildering insight and wisdom via the playing of a guessing game.
First, conjure up a mental image of your mate, muse, match, sidekick, setter, Sith lord, intern, left shark, monkey puppy baby, party of the second part, swipe-right, Replicant, Birdperson, or Khaleesi.
Then, while focused on him/her/the swarm, click [start] to request Cupid's puzzle.
Once you solve it, you will have received a message meant specifically for you, about the relationship—or restraining order—you are in or seeking. This message might also happen to be an apparently random quote from one of my shows, my stories. What are the odds, right? Just proof positive that Eros works in mysterious ways…~
Do you feel you need more advice or clarification? Then repeat, ad lib, and fade…
Good luck, and a shmoopy Black Sunday to all! =)
Keep on squanchin' on~
P.S. A few notes...
1. Cupid's puzzling wisdom can only be channeled by the Flash plug-in, so you need to be on a device w/a browser that supports Flash. Sorry, folks, it's still the best one-stop tool for whittling these little digital gewgaws of mine.
2. Some of the content of Cupid's insight is NOT meant for younglings (some seriously rude and crass stuff, but if you've been paying attention, no surprise, right?). Parental types, please think twice before sharing w/impressionable minds and then don’t do it.
3. I believe the layout of Cupid's guessing game will be familiar to everyone. If I'm wrong on that count, please feel free to contact me and let me know and I'll hit you w/a quick how-to. Worst/most impatient case scenario—keep clicking the button.
4. There is musical accompaniment, so adjust your volume/speakers/headphones as needed. You can click to stop (and skip and restart) the tunes. The interface appears below the puzzle (might have to scroll on smaller screens).