Sweet Valley Confidential: The twins drink and have sex!

*Spoilers*

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Lila gets a boob job and is in the middle of a divorce with Ken. But who can blame her? Ken was a snorebore

 

Jessica continues to ruin Elizabeth's life and gets away with being a WHOREable monster

 

After so many years of being so far up Liz's who-ha, Enid decides to become a gynocologist. The world continues not to give a shit about her

 

Bruce and Liz are BFFs! Ya Im pissed, Bruce got soft on us. Francine missed the boat on writing some hilarious filth about what could have been his awesome oversexed playboy life

 

Winston is DEAD! I've been waiting to hear those words for the last 19 years of my life!!!

 

Mr. Collins (I shit you not!) married a high school student, not HIS student, but a SVH student while he still worked there. EWWWW! Creeper4Life!

 

Big Bro Steven and Aarron Dallas are gay, Jessica thinks it's her duty to tell Steven's wife Cara this and RUIN her life

 

Todd punches someone, of course. I still hate him

 

Even Jeffery French gets a shout out! He's a dentist I think

 

so much more....

Done