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Hottest Dudes of Horror
*Spoilers*
1. Freddy (Return of the living dead) / Tommy Jarvis (Friday the 13th VI)
Double duty here, and funny enough, my hottie is at fault for the murders and mayhem in BOTH freaking movies! In Friday he is the 3rd actor in as many films to play Tommy Jarvis, Jason's biggest nemesis. Who thinks digging up Jason (with the help if Horseshack) is a good idea! In ROTLD He plays the punk Freddie who accidently releases the chemical that bring the dead to life. He gets to wear red suspenders!
A Means To An End: While Tommy Jarvis totes kicks Jason's zombiefied ass, Freddie turns into a zombie and tries to eat his girlfriend Tina's braaaaaain. So he wins some and loses some
2. Ash (Evil Dead Trilogy) Ash is the chainsaw wielding Groovy deadite killin man!
A Means To An End: Survivor. I think Ash is still workin at S-Mart...
3. Ian (Final Destination 3)Plays sarcastic goth kid
Means To An End: Well, since I just said he plays the sarcastic goth kid, it's fairy obvious that he's a goner. I mean he might as well be the Fat Comic Relief or Black Asshole. While he makes it to the last 10 minutes, he inevitabley gets chopped in half by a sign.
4. Barry (I Know What You Did Last Summer): Plays the douchebag of the group. Oh and he totally chokes out Jennifer Love Hewitt, so Hi-5!!!!
A Means To An End:
Barry gets out of the shower and proceeds to the locker room which for reasons not explained has no lights. Scary music plays so we're all expecting a post-shower rape scene right? Nope the killers just fucking with him. Later, after waaay too much of the movie has gone by and waaay to little bloodshed he gets stabbed with a hook. Yawn.
5. Glenn (Nightmare On Elm Street): Glenn can't even stay up til midnight, even after half his friends die in their sleep and his girlfriend calls and tells him to stay the fuck awake.
A Means To An End: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QmgrX7ZVJw
6. Pike (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) That's not a name, it's a fish!
A Means To An End: Luke Perry is immortal folks.
7. Winston (Cabin Fever): He's the party man! Best. Cop. Ever. He steals every scene he's in.
A Means To An End: Winston lives to party another day man, Yay!
8. Spike (Buffy The Vampire Slayer): Hottest villian since the Mayor. I like my Spike bad. Buffy + Spike = stake him!
9. Norman Bates (Psycho): Ok sure he's a bit of a mama's boy, and he stuffs animals, and he's crazy and homicidal, but hey, he owns his own business!
10. Rick ( Nightmare on Elm Street 4) : OMG, my longest running crush! Rick played the kung fu fighting bro of our final girl. He was nice and didn't fit in with any of the horror character stereotypes. On paper, he should have survived to the rolling credits. What happened??
Means To An End?: I'm gonna blame this all on lack of sleep... After falling asleep on the toilet Rick starts karate chopping an invisible Freddy. He kicks the glove off Fred's hand and proceeds to mock Krueger.Ermmm Freddy's invisible remember? So he can (and does) walk over invisibly and gets said glove, and stabs my baby in the stomach. Beauty and brains..apparently too good to be true.
Later in the movie Freddy eats a meatball with Ricks face on it. Freddy is now mocking him for making so many dumbass moves in the span of 5 minutes.
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Hottest Dudes of Horror
*Spoilers*
1. Freddy (Return of the living dead) / Tommy Jarvis (Friday the 13th VI)
Double duty here, and funny enough, my hottie is at fault for the murders and mayhem in BOTH freaking movies! In Friday he is the 3rd actor in as many films to play Tommy Jarvis, Jason's biggest nemesis. Who thinks digging up Jason (with the help if Horseshack) is a good idea! In ROTLD He plays the punk Freddie who accidently releases the chemical that bring the dead to life. He gets to wear red suspenders!
A Means To An End: While Tommy Jarvis totes kicks Jason's zombiefied ass, Freddie turns into a zombie and tries to eat his girlfriend Tina's braaaaaain. So he wins some and loses some
2. Ash (Evil Dead Trilogy) Ash is the chainsaw wielding Groovy deadite killin man!
A Means To An End: Survivor. I think Ash is still workin at S-Mart...
3. Ian (Final Destination 3)Plays sarcastic goth kid
Means To An End: Well, since I just said he plays the sarcastic goth kid, it's fairy obvious that he's a goner. I mean he might as well be the Fat Comic Relief or Black Asshole. While he makes it to the last 10 minutes, he inevitabley gets chopped in half by a sign.
4. Barry (I Know What You Did Last Summer): Plays the douchebag of the group. Oh and he totally chokes out Jennifer Love Hewitt, so Hi-5!!!!
A Means To An End:
Barry gets out of the shower and proceeds to the locker room which for reasons not explained has no lights. Scary music plays so we're all expecting a post-shower rape scene right? Nope the killers just fucking with him. Later, after waaay too much of the movie has gone by and waaay to little bloodshed he gets stabbed with a hook. Yawn.
5. Glenn (Nightmare On Elm Street): Glenn can't even stay up til midnight, even after half his friends die in their sleep and his girlfriend calls and tells him to stay the fuck awake.
A Means To An End: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QmgrX7ZVJw
6. Pike (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) That's not a name, it's a fish!
A Means To An End: Luke Perry is immortal folks.
7. Winston (Cabin Fever): He's the party man! Best. Cop. Ever. He steals every scene he's in.
A Means To An End: Winston lives to party another day man, Yay!
8. Spike (Buffy The Vampire Slayer): Hottest villian since the Mayor. I like my Spike bad. Buffy + Spike = stake him!
9. Norman Bates (Psycho): Ok sure he's a bit of a mama's boy, and he stuffs animals, and he's crazy and homicidal, but hey, he owns his own business!
10. Rick ( Nightmare on Elm Street 4) : OMG, my longest running crush! Rick played the kung fu fighting bro of our final girl. He was nice and didn't fit in with any of the horror character stereotypes. On paper, he should have survived to the rolling credits. What happened??
Means To An End?: I'm gonna blame this all on lack of sleep... After falling asleep on the toilet Rick starts karate chopping an invisible Freddy. He kicks the glove off Fred's hand and proceeds to mock Krueger.Ermmm Freddy's invisible remember? So he can (and does) walk over invisibly and gets said glove, and stabs my baby in the stomach. Beauty and brains..apparently too good to be true.
Later in the movie Freddy eats a meatball with Ricks face on it. Freddy is now mocking him for making so many dumbass moves in the span of 5 minutes.
www.flickr.com/photos/88094911@N00/3677150376/in/set-7215...