Weatherman Faction

what's up man?

listen to this: I'm getting the band back together.

what band? you're not a musician.

the weatherman. from the old days.

those guys?

don't tell anyone. it's a secret.

you've already been a fugitive once. you wanna be one again? at your age?

the world has gone nuts. especially here.

I know. hell, everybody knows. so, can I join?

sure, just go to our web site.

web site? your secret underground group has a web site?

hey. it's all marketing. know what I mean?

the world truly is nuts, alright.

I know. have your credit card ready.

Done