Passive Aggressive

I'm home! shit! what the hell happened here? dude! where's the floor!

oh, you noticed? I took it out.

you. . . but why?

had to. you're not holding up your end.

my end? of what?

the deal. you didn't do the dishes. didn't take out the garbage. . .

ok! I get it! I'm a lousy roommate! but what happened to your passive aggression? this goes way beyond that!

I know. I was just gonna call you and hang up.

but then. . .

I had a different idea.

no kidding. you outdid yourself.

gee, thanks!

don't mention it.

Done