Priced to Sell

I'll take it.

take what?

I'll take this place. what do you want for it?

sir, it's not for sale. this is a public university.

don't give me that. everything has a price. how much?

I see. well, how about 50?

50 thousand?

er. . . . right!

well, I don't have that kind of cash on me right now.

how much do you have?

let's see. . . $200.

it's yours.

really?

enjoy. bye.

where are you going?

my bus is here. I have an. . . appointment. can't miss it.

oh, well thank you!

it's been a pleasure. a real pleasure.

Done