Scalper

edna, you like baseball, right?

sure, stanley. why?

I picked up some great seats at the ball park!

you got tickets? how exciting!

well, not tickets.

no?

no. they're, uh, seats. I found them inside a crate. on the ground. sort of.

what?

yeah, so I, uh, you know, picked them up. and, uh, put them in the, you know, car.

you stole stadium seats?

I, uh, well. . . yeah! I thought they would, you know, uh, match your eyes!

really? oh stanley! that is so thoughtful!

it is? I mean, thanks! anything for you, edna.

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