Vortex
set up the equipment here, my boy.
yes, herr doktor.
now go sit in that chair. if my calculations are correct (and they always are), I am about to unleash a force the power of which the world has never before witnessed.
really?
let's see. I think I just push 'start.' ah. there we go.
doktor! my chair is. . . vibrating!
behold the pent-up fury of dark matter! you see, I designed your chair to attract non-baryonic particles! brilliant!
I'm feeling. . . heavy!
precisely! the mass of non-baryonic matter is hundreds of times that of a proton!
it. . . is?
indeed! we are about to forever alter the nature of all matter in the universe!
we. . . are?
well, at least the part you occupy, my boy.
agggh! dok. . . !
hmmm. look at that mess. I should have brought a second assistant. very forgetful of me.
Vortex
set up the equipment here, my boy.
yes, herr doktor.
now go sit in that chair. if my calculations are correct (and they always are), I am about to unleash a force the power of which the world has never before witnessed.
really?
let's see. I think I just push 'start.' ah. there we go.
doktor! my chair is. . . vibrating!
behold the pent-up fury of dark matter! you see, I designed your chair to attract non-baryonic particles! brilliant!
I'm feeling. . . heavy!
precisely! the mass of non-baryonic matter is hundreds of times that of a proton!
it. . . is?
indeed! we are about to forever alter the nature of all matter in the universe!
we. . . are?
well, at least the part you occupy, my boy.
agggh! dok. . . !
hmmm. look at that mess. I should have brought a second assistant. very forgetful of me.