Count Your Blessings

what are we doing here?

we're giving thanks.

for what, exactly?

for all of our blessings, of course.

I should feel blessed?

you should.

I have a confession to make.

what's that?

I hate your guts.

you do?

I should kick your ass right now.

oh.

but not here. I'll wait outside.

you will?

count on it.

Done