Pandora
good morning, herr doktor.
come here, boy. look at this marvelous box.
where'd it come from?
I uncovered it at the archeological site.
looks persian.
way older than that, actually. see these symbols? very ancient.
cool. are you gonna open it?
no. but you are.
me? how come?
my boy, I have determined that opening this ancient reliquary will unleash forces the world has never seen.
yeah? ok. but where are you going doktor?
don't worry. I'll be right outside. behind this massive lead shield.
ok. the top just comes off so easy. what's that? OH MY GOD!!! AAAAAAGH!!!
I was right! ha ha!! I'll be rich! oh, uh, how are you, my boy? are you, er, there?
[gurgle]
I see. well, I'll just send your mother a note that you won't be home for dinner.
[foop]
or at all.
Pandora
good morning, herr doktor.
come here, boy. look at this marvelous box.
where'd it come from?
I uncovered it at the archeological site.
looks persian.
way older than that, actually. see these symbols? very ancient.
cool. are you gonna open it?
no. but you are.
me? how come?
my boy, I have determined that opening this ancient reliquary will unleash forces the world has never seen.
yeah? ok. but where are you going doktor?
don't worry. I'll be right outside. behind this massive lead shield.
ok. the top just comes off so easy. what's that? OH MY GOD!!! AAAAAAGH!!!
I was right! ha ha!! I'll be rich! oh, uh, how are you, my boy? are you, er, there?
[gurgle]
I see. well, I'll just send your mother a note that you won't be home for dinner.
[foop]
or at all.