alternative facts

when is he due in?

any time now. on a big cargo ship.

he'll be be suspicious. he don't know us.

so?.

so what are we gonna tell him?

we just give him the facts, is all.

you think that's a good idea?

we'll give him the alternative facts.

you mean, we just

make something up?

works in the white house, don't it?

good plan.

Done