Russian Asset

hey, Wally, I hear you got a new government job.

yeah, it's great! I get to meet all kinds of interesting and smart people.

yeah? like who?

like all kinds. I met Putin the other day.

yeah? isn't he a total thug, killer and creep?

no way! he was really cool! said all kinds of nice things about me!

and so you think. . . what?

to me, if he says nice things, that's a real asset.

and that affects how you perform your job?

yeah! he even gave me tips about emptying the trash! makes sweeping up at the White House a lot easier.

I can totally see how it would.

I know, right?

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