Rules of Engagement

are you ready for this?

whaddya mean? it's just a first date.

think, man! what if things get dicey?

um, I dunno.

just remember this: you follow the rules of engagement.

there's rules? for a first date?

she's a woman, ain't she? watch out.

are the rules, you know, effective?

not really, no. but when you're all alone out there on a storm-tossed sea, anything you can grab onto is a comfort.

storm-tossed. . . I'm starting to feel a little queasy.

you can't be too prepared. just sayin'.

maybe I should wear a helmet.

I recommend it. definitely.

Done