Foregone Conclusion

good morning, herr doktor.

my boy, my new theory of psycho-ceramics has been completely substantiated!

psycho-ceramics?

cracked pots! previously thought to exist only in the brains of scientists studying salmonella excretions in joy-riding pigs! as it turns out, it's everywhere! can you believe it?

I can. it certainly is in here.

right! I mean, what was that?

nothing, herr doktor. nothing at all.

Done