work of fiction

here's the coffee you ordered, boss. hey, whatcha writin'?

my memoirs. the world needs to hear what I have to say.

yeah? what's that?

I'm gonna tell 'em the truth. the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I ain't leavin' nothin' out.

so, it's fictional, is that it, boss?

pretty much.

probably a good idea.

Done