Patriot Micro Chip

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is specifically designed to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

 

It comes in various sizes, as seen above.

 

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are possible.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

 

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

USMC

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