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Bullseye®! Maverick
Introducing the newest development from the lead-spewing masters at Bullseye®!
Are you weary of lacking firepower on the battlefield? Are you looking for something That packs two! punches not one?? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! Maverick The Maverick features a Shotgun and an SMG all crammed into compact size weapons platform, giving you an edge over anyone armed with anything else (unless they're armed with a Bullseye®!)! Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of SMSG's
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 3 easy payments of 1700credits! Order now, and we'll throw in A Bullseye®! licensed fleshlight, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***Shipping not included.
Bullseye®! Maverick
Introducing the newest development from the lead-spewing masters at Bullseye®!
Are you weary of lacking firepower on the battlefield? Are you looking for something That packs two! punches not one?? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! Maverick The Maverick features a Shotgun and an SMG all crammed into compact size weapons platform, giving you an edge over anyone armed with anything else (unless they're armed with a Bullseye®!)! Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of SMSG's
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 3 easy payments of 1700credits! Order now, and we'll throw in A Bullseye®! licensed fleshlight, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***Shipping not included.