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Bullseye® Bravado mini
Introducing the newest development from the lead-spewing masters at Bullseye®!
Are you weary of bulky uncomfortable LMG's? Are you looking for something small and compact ? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! Bravado mini! The Bravado mini features a large belt fed mag and a small compact size, giving you an edge over anyone armed with anything else (unless they're armed with a Bullseye®!)! Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of mini LMG's!
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 3 easy payments of 1500 credits! Order now, and we'll throw in more nude pictures of our CEO, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***Shipping not included.
Sorry if its a bit rough in places, haven't been feeling 100%
Bullseye® Bravado mini
Introducing the newest development from the lead-spewing masters at Bullseye®!
Are you weary of bulky uncomfortable LMG's? Are you looking for something small and compact ? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you need the Bullseye®! Bravado mini! The Bravado mini features a large belt fed mag and a small compact size, giving you an edge over anyone armed with anything else (unless they're armed with a Bullseye®!)! Research even shows that 98%* of firearms users (with a 2% margin of error) prefer it over the leading brand of mini LMG's!
This solid piece of hardware can be yours for only 3 easy payments of 1500 credits! Order now, and we'll throw in more nude pictures of our CEO, absolutely free! We also give you the Bullseye® Guarantee!**
And remember folks, nothing bucks like a Bullseye®!
*Research conducted by Bullseye®! on Bullseye®! employees.
**If your Bullseye®! explodes in your hands and melts your forearms, simply handwrite us a letter and we'll refund your purchase***.
***Shipping not included.
Sorry if its a bit rough in places, haven't been feeling 100%