Freak Out

Super-teen extraordinaire --

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Runs around in underwear --

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Rescues Washington, D.C. --

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

-- Unless something better’s on TV!

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

His brain's overloading --

It has a chocolate coating!

Textbook case for Sigmund Freud --

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace;

Went surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace!

He turned into the Freakazoid! He's strong and super-quick,

He drives the villains crazy, ‘cause he’s a lunatic!

His home base is the Freakalair --

Freakazoid! Fricassee!

Floyd the Barber cuts his hair --

Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Freakmobile --

Freakazoid! Freaka-zoo! (sometimes 'Free kazoo!')

Hopes to make a movie deal --

Freaka-me! Freaka-you!

He’s here to save the nation,

So stay tuned to this station!

If not, we’ll be unemployed --

Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Freakazoid!!!

Done