Trailer Trash Barbie Enjoying Some Cigs and Beer (Explored 5/9/2014) Explore #7
On the box of this barbie it says "My Daddy says I'm the best kisser in the county! Is your idea of a romantic evening a date at a Monster Truck Rally? Do you think the stock market should have a fence around it? Have you ever mowed your lawn and found a car? Do you view family reunions as a chance to meet your new mate? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the doll for you!
Conceived in a gas station bathroom, and born in the back of a station wagon in the Bowlarama parking lot on league night. This little honey was raised on the four basic food groups (meatwiches, oleo, government cheese, and beer). Possessed of an I.Q. that makes her ancestors proud, she is the first of her family to make it through the third grade. She would have finished the fourth is she had not made the mature decision to stay home with her first born son. Also a model working mom, even after a hard day gathering carts at the Honk & Holler, she still finds time to carve and fry the Christmas Bologna.
Hobbies: Drinking, smoking, and spitting.
Life Goal: A Vegas wedding.
Career Goals: Get promoted to assistant manager at the local Honk & Holler.
Dreams: To be abducted by aliens and reunited with her ma.
County Fair Awards: 3rd place for the Ugliest Pig Contest, !st place for Little Miss Beer Guzzler...6 years running.
Trailer Trash Barbie Enjoying Some Cigs and Beer (Explored 5/9/2014) Explore #7
On the box of this barbie it says "My Daddy says I'm the best kisser in the county! Is your idea of a romantic evening a date at a Monster Truck Rally? Do you think the stock market should have a fence around it? Have you ever mowed your lawn and found a car? Do you view family reunions as a chance to meet your new mate? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the doll for you!
Conceived in a gas station bathroom, and born in the back of a station wagon in the Bowlarama parking lot on league night. This little honey was raised on the four basic food groups (meatwiches, oleo, government cheese, and beer). Possessed of an I.Q. that makes her ancestors proud, she is the first of her family to make it through the third grade. She would have finished the fourth is she had not made the mature decision to stay home with her first born son. Also a model working mom, even after a hard day gathering carts at the Honk & Holler, she still finds time to carve and fry the Christmas Bologna.
Hobbies: Drinking, smoking, and spitting.
Life Goal: A Vegas wedding.
Career Goals: Get promoted to assistant manager at the local Honk & Holler.
Dreams: To be abducted by aliens and reunited with her ma.
County Fair Awards: 3rd place for the Ugliest Pig Contest, !st place for Little Miss Beer Guzzler...6 years running.