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Sim Tessa Series - The Hunt for Carbon Neutrality

Tessa's deep, nay, impassioned commitment to combatting the evils brought on the world by the well-known compound carbon dioxide is widely known about the Parish. So committed is she that she has taken significant time out from the normal SL activities of dramatics and copulation in pursuit of this objective. Everybody knows about her establishment of SL's first carbon neutral sim and carbon trading center (strictly at government mandated prices, need we say). Not so well known are her sponsorship of search and destroy missions to root out non-believers who have not been bathed in the light of the Goddess, the several show trials she has held and her detention center.Safely above the future high water line she has set up the Lord Stern Commemorative Stocks and Pillory for economic non-believers, each facility amply provided with rotten vegetables and fruit. An obvious prerequisite for admission to this facility is the ability to add up. Next to it is a research center for the mangoes which she hopes to grow at the appropriate time on land she has acquired for this purpose in Greenland.

In pursuit of these highly desirable objectives, Tessa hopes soon to be able to hold public burnings of heretics and their books. Watch this space.

 

Need I say that big is MUCH better

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Uploaded on July 28, 2012
Taken on July 28, 2012