Shocking Scenes!

To generalised shock and scandal, Mesdames Zalivstok and Darbyshire strut their stuff before an astonished crowd at Frank's

"Old boilers like that can dance?"

"I didn't know people lived that long"

"Do you think they have sex?"

"Surely not!"

"And their gowns clash so badly!"

"We should have them put out of their misery. It's best that way"

Done