HAPPY ST. VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE

FROM THE DESK OF LORD HIGH ADMIRAL GUNARHK MOIRAI,

IMPERIAL KLINGON MILITARY GOVERNOR,

OCCUPIED EARTH.

SOL SECTOR.

 

After the embarassing debacle last Easter (crucifying the molten chocolate coated bunny was an honest mistake; let it go, already!) the Inspirational Media department* in the Klingon Embassy has happily identified a more suitable Earth holiday to celebrate.

 

I must admit we were initially surprised to find that you humans commemorated the 1929 Chicago machine gun massacre at the Northside S-M-C Cartage Garage

with an annual exchange of diabolical battle-poetry (normally reserved , we would expect, for interrogation purposes) and blood-drawing thorned flower giving.

 

It only goes to show that we Klingons have more in common with you Earthers than is generally (and I might add, seditiously) thought.

 

But, where are my manners?

 

I'll detain you no longer from your festivities. (Just remember to be indoors by curfew.)

 

Romance, and indeed, primitive chemical explosive driven projectiles, are in the air!

 

Have a nice day humans. (You just never know when it may be your last!)

 

Infectiously Warm Regards,

 

Gunarhk Moirai

Etc;

 

*1st Rgt, 2nd Batt. Combat Public Relations- Greeting Cards

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Done