FUTURE FOSSILS - NEW FINNY FIND GARUMTEED TO FERMENT SCIENTIFIC TROUBLE
INTRASOLAR NEWS BLIP -
Saturday, October 28, 200302 A.D.
A newly excavated piscatorial fossil found at the western edge of the North-Am Sector Condimental Plate has a noted Palaeoculinariast fishing for explanations.
Doctor Worcestershire said:
"I've got my best liquamen on it and I believe they're on a California Roll and will soon track down the sauce of this unusual fossil."
When asked to justify his confident assertion the Doctor sang, "If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi..."
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I keep finding these Goram little one-shot plastic fish sauce dispensers everywhere. Always full of sauce, they must rival McDonald's pickles for being discarded unused.
Should be really ripe in a millenium or two!
It is with some pleasure that I mention that the photoshop filter I used to fossilize the little beastie is named "Bass Relief".
After the photoshoot I squeezed the sauce into a pot plant (where it makes good fertiliser) and binned the plastic container. Don't want it making its way to the ocean...like some technological fish swimming downstream!
FUTURE FOSSILS - NEW FINNY FIND GARUMTEED TO FERMENT SCIENTIFIC TROUBLE
INTRASOLAR NEWS BLIP -
Saturday, October 28, 200302 A.D.
A newly excavated piscatorial fossil found at the western edge of the North-Am Sector Condimental Plate has a noted Palaeoculinariast fishing for explanations.
Doctor Worcestershire said:
"I've got my best liquamen on it and I believe they're on a California Roll and will soon track down the sauce of this unusual fossil."
When asked to justify his confident assertion the Doctor sang, "If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi..."
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I keep finding these Goram little one-shot plastic fish sauce dispensers everywhere. Always full of sauce, they must rival McDonald's pickles for being discarded unused.
Should be really ripe in a millenium or two!
It is with some pleasure that I mention that the photoshop filter I used to fossilize the little beastie is named "Bass Relief".
After the photoshoot I squeezed the sauce into a pot plant (where it makes good fertiliser) and binned the plastic container. Don't want it making its way to the ocean...like some technological fish swimming downstream!