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MEANWHILE...IN THE KLINGON EMPIRE

"Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine." - Whoopi Goldberg.

 

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MEANWHILE, ON DEEP SPACE LINE.....

 

(THIS LOOKS GLORIOUS AT THE ORIGINAL SIZE !! JUST STRIKE THE WHITE ARROW AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BANNER AND SELECT "VIEW ALL SIZES".)

 

I've been meaning to do this photoshoot for a while, but wanted the right combination of stinking hot but pre-stormy cool change weather and weird Aussie Summer daylight to do it.

 

Which we had on January 3rd, 2015. It got close to 40 degrees Celsius (around 104 degrees Fahrenheit) on that day, so just before the cool change hit I set this one up outside.

 

Some points.

 

-Yes, that is a Klingon Borg.

 

-Dax is an Honourary Klingon.

 

-The Klingon beasties on the far right side of the line are there because it's about to rain Jadashas and Targs.

 

-The transparent Klingon battlecruiser model is present because it made sense to wash its cloak at the same time.

 

-I probably shouldn't have cluttered the background by hanging out my belts, maille, and armoured tie-fighter as well but I've never really grasped the concept of "Too Much". It was, incidentally, a terrific day to get clothes dry. The hot wind was really blustery, but fortunately still not enough to move the heavy maille pieces around, which I supposed helped keep the figures pegged to the line from wobbling too much.

 

-Yes, there are more Klingon toys, these are just the ones that fit handily into the frame.

 

-No, they're not crucified. That line forms on the left. (One cross each, please.)

 

-No, it wasn't wise to put K'Ehleyr next to the Duras sisters and yes, I'll have to run them through the wash again to get the bloodstains out.

 

-Yes, Koloth has two dead Tribbles on a stick. Yes, I got them from the new fast food restaurant in the Deep Space Nine shopping promenade.

 

-No, there's no STMP large Klingon figure present. He's in the medbay having a steel pin put in his broken leg in order to FIGHT ON!

 

Now, cease your prattling interrogation, puny human!

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