Commander Turtles
Brickfair loot and Recap
The first part is NSFW and describes the debauchery of the event, read at your own discretion, scroll down for the TL;DR
Alright, wednesday was fun as fuck. Got to chill with some fam and hit it in Sean's room (Thanks too his Dad). Most of Panama also got setup, for the first time in years everyone showed up night one. Got to play cards against humanity with Sean, Nikita, Nick and Nick along with a few other youtube faggos (Sorry not sorry) (JK y'all cool too).
Thursday was fun, just a lot of ass fuckery with my mans Hunter, the most racist motherfucker there is. Just kidding, he's more edgy than a prepubescent teen. Low-key started saying low-key about everything. Picked up my fam, Brendon from the bowels of DC, known as Ronald Reagan INTL Airport. Went to my surplus store and picked up a pretty neato pair of vests. Hung out with Fam, Gage came and we fucked shit up, also "Fuck that allahu ackbar looking fuck". Gage low-key steals when he's drunk as fuck. And the enigma that is Zach Fucking Bean is my Nigga.
Friday was uneventful other than more liquids being consumed, and more fuckery. Bounce house got shut down by the convention center whore of a manager and ruined the good vibes of brickfair. We drank some more.
Saturday was fun, but rather boring, my obsession for fire engines broke free, and came out thanks to my mans Nick. (If you can find my other account that I use for fire engines I'll send you some protos)
Rip Max's ankle, and the myth and the legend of the walmart shopping cart. Played some more cards against humanity. Drank some more. Whatever
Sunday was like Saturday, except for the fact that the amazing goon squad weekend came to a close.
Cut here for the TL;DR
For real though, this brickfair was the best in the books, it went to fast, and the hype was lowkey, if there was even any. The hype for me has went down, it has become a meeting for friends, my favorite analogy for it, as stated by Nikita was "It's now like a video game that you have beat and come back to play, t is still fun but it brings back memories that will be saved and stored for the next year when you decide to play it again for nostalgic reasons." which perfectly summed it up, then again there was a few people who were missing this year that made brickfair great for me and others and were definitely missed. It was different, which sucked in some aspects. But a huge shoutout to these guys
The Collab:
Nick Mango
Nick Canoli (Missed but still contributed)
Zach Lambert
Kevin Wise
Sean Cassidy
The Bros:
Nikita Peshkov (For real you are my man and couldn't of asked for anyone better to had stayed with me at my house)
Shilo fucking Parker for being the biggest fucking goon with a thyroid disease that isn't fat with gray hair and giving us some of the strongest fucking fireball I've ever had
Brendon Bangert for being a bro, and letting us stay with him
Zach Bean for being a total enigma of a room mate but was still a real G
Mike Willhoit, the fucking Trillhoit edition
Kalon for being a bro and help feeding my addiction to being able to talk about gear and real world shit
Simon Lu for the ketchup chips
Hunter mo'fuckin' Erickson for being my mans
Zach Polley for being my mans and telling me how close to me he really lives to me
Gage for just being there for Morale
Vendors:
Will, for bringing a lot of cool stuff for Nick, Sean, Nikita and I that we requested, and pulled through with.
Victor for being my flickr boi (mans) and hooking each other with cool shit and cool jokes
Joe and the crew for hooking Codey and I up with some good deals and being a G for giving us the parts we ordered but never showed up
Ryan for letting me dance with him through brickfair
Todd for giving me the parts hookup
As well as the Brickmania crew, and Dan's sick dreds form back in 2003
And Alex for hooking me up with newest and trillest in modern heavy weapons!
And so many more that would just fill up the page, it was real this year and went by way too quick, but had a lot to write about this year and could have written more, a lot more.
I'm sorry if I missed tagging you ahead of time.
To end, I end with this year quotes
"That's not the millennium falcon" ~ Nikita
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna" ~ Nikita
"Everything was expensive" ~ Nikita
"Dicks out for Harambe" ~ anon
"This game is fucking rigged" ~ A few of us
"Make Brickfair great again" ~ Me
"I'm a country boi" ~ Baltimore gang-banger
"I'm playing pokemon go" ~Nikita
"There is Male castration, twice" ~Ryan
Brickfair loot and Recap
The first part is NSFW and describes the debauchery of the event, read at your own discretion, scroll down for the TL;DR
Alright, wednesday was fun as fuck. Got to chill with some fam and hit it in Sean's room (Thanks too his Dad). Most of Panama also got setup, for the first time in years everyone showed up night one. Got to play cards against humanity with Sean, Nikita, Nick and Nick along with a few other youtube faggos (Sorry not sorry) (JK y'all cool too).
Thursday was fun, just a lot of ass fuckery with my mans Hunter, the most racist motherfucker there is. Just kidding, he's more edgy than a prepubescent teen. Low-key started saying low-key about everything. Picked up my fam, Brendon from the bowels of DC, known as Ronald Reagan INTL Airport. Went to my surplus store and picked up a pretty neato pair of vests. Hung out with Fam, Gage came and we fucked shit up, also "Fuck that allahu ackbar looking fuck". Gage low-key steals when he's drunk as fuck. And the enigma that is Zach Fucking Bean is my Nigga.
Friday was uneventful other than more liquids being consumed, and more fuckery. Bounce house got shut down by the convention center whore of a manager and ruined the good vibes of brickfair. We drank some more.
Saturday was fun, but rather boring, my obsession for fire engines broke free, and came out thanks to my mans Nick. (If you can find my other account that I use for fire engines I'll send you some protos)
Rip Max's ankle, and the myth and the legend of the walmart shopping cart. Played some more cards against humanity. Drank some more. Whatever
Sunday was like Saturday, except for the fact that the amazing goon squad weekend came to a close.
Cut here for the TL;DR
For real though, this brickfair was the best in the books, it went to fast, and the hype was lowkey, if there was even any. The hype for me has went down, it has become a meeting for friends, my favorite analogy for it, as stated by Nikita was "It's now like a video game that you have beat and come back to play, t is still fun but it brings back memories that will be saved and stored for the next year when you decide to play it again for nostalgic reasons." which perfectly summed it up, then again there was a few people who were missing this year that made brickfair great for me and others and were definitely missed. It was different, which sucked in some aspects. But a huge shoutout to these guys
The Collab:
Nick Mango
Nick Canoli (Missed but still contributed)
Zach Lambert
Kevin Wise
Sean Cassidy
The Bros:
Nikita Peshkov (For real you are my man and couldn't of asked for anyone better to had stayed with me at my house)
Shilo fucking Parker for being the biggest fucking goon with a thyroid disease that isn't fat with gray hair and giving us some of the strongest fucking fireball I've ever had
Brendon Bangert for being a bro, and letting us stay with him
Zach Bean for being a total enigma of a room mate but was still a real G
Mike Willhoit, the fucking Trillhoit edition
Kalon for being a bro and help feeding my addiction to being able to talk about gear and real world shit
Simon Lu for the ketchup chips
Hunter mo'fuckin' Erickson for being my mans
Zach Polley for being my mans and telling me how close to me he really lives to me
Gage for just being there for Morale
Vendors:
Will, for bringing a lot of cool stuff for Nick, Sean, Nikita and I that we requested, and pulled through with.
Victor for being my flickr boi (mans) and hooking each other with cool shit and cool jokes
Joe and the crew for hooking Codey and I up with some good deals and being a G for giving us the parts we ordered but never showed up
Ryan for letting me dance with him through brickfair
Todd for giving me the parts hookup
As well as the Brickmania crew, and Dan's sick dreds form back in 2003
And Alex for hooking me up with newest and trillest in modern heavy weapons!
And so many more that would just fill up the page, it was real this year and went by way too quick, but had a lot to write about this year and could have written more, a lot more.
I'm sorry if I missed tagging you ahead of time.
To end, I end with this year quotes
"That's not the millennium falcon" ~ Nikita
"Ow my liver, ow my lasagna" ~ Nikita
"Everything was expensive" ~ Nikita
"Dicks out for Harambe" ~ anon
"This game is fucking rigged" ~ A few of us
"Make Brickfair great again" ~ Me
"I'm a country boi" ~ Baltimore gang-banger
"I'm playing pokemon go" ~Nikita
"There is Male castration, twice" ~Ryan