3). The story continues.......
Ava (pink hair), “Here, here Pig! What do you mean barging into my house ?!?!?!”
Edward (the sheriff), “Didn’t barge Miss, knocked first.”
Primrose Pigaliscious, “Snort, snort, SNORT!!! I am here to inform the two of you that as a result of my thorough investigations you have been found GUILTY of committing unlawful acts against Wubba Chikens!!! I have a court ordered contract that you are legally obligated to obey! If you do not abide by this legal and binding contract you will face permanent expulsion from the Pink Palace!”
Dallas, “Oh, fiddle-dee-dee! This is NONSENSE!!! It was only a joke! Sherriff, you don’t need those GUNS! We are not a threat!”
Sherriff (Edward),”Miss, I am not here to protect us against you; I am here to protect YOU from Miss Pigaliscious! I suggest you do as she says and immediately remand yourself to the custody of one lady named “Mom”.
Ava, “ Oh, pih-shaw!!! MOM-MMMMM!!!”
Me, “Yes?”
Ava, “Will you please get these 2 off our backs?”
Me, “Sorry Ava, but I am a sworn deputy of the Coalition for the Ethical Treatment of Wubbas; you’d better listen to Prim.”
Ava and Dallas, ‘Wha-aaaaaaa????”
3). The story continues.......
Ava (pink hair), “Here, here Pig! What do you mean barging into my house ?!?!?!”
Edward (the sheriff), “Didn’t barge Miss, knocked first.”
Primrose Pigaliscious, “Snort, snort, SNORT!!! I am here to inform the two of you that as a result of my thorough investigations you have been found GUILTY of committing unlawful acts against Wubba Chikens!!! I have a court ordered contract that you are legally obligated to obey! If you do not abide by this legal and binding contract you will face permanent expulsion from the Pink Palace!”
Dallas, “Oh, fiddle-dee-dee! This is NONSENSE!!! It was only a joke! Sherriff, you don’t need those GUNS! We are not a threat!”
Sherriff (Edward),”Miss, I am not here to protect us against you; I am here to protect YOU from Miss Pigaliscious! I suggest you do as she says and immediately remand yourself to the custody of one lady named “Mom”.
Ava, “ Oh, pih-shaw!!! MOM-MMMMM!!!”
Me, “Yes?”
Ava, “Will you please get these 2 off our backs?”
Me, “Sorry Ava, but I am a sworn deputy of the Coalition for the Ethical Treatment of Wubbas; you’d better listen to Prim.”
Ava and Dallas, ‘Wha-aaaaaaa????”