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Children Who Eat The House Will Be Punished...Keep Your Little Hands Off My Real Estate!
Forest trail and breadcrumbs? Quite absurd!
Yet bread was what that silly Hansel tossed -
and Gretel should have known a hungry bird
would leave them in the deep, dark forest - lost.
A cottage made of candy-choc delight,
with friendly hag who took them in with glee,
but why the weight gain checkup every night?
The witch was craving Children Fricasee!
They fooled her with a stick - she couldn't see
and didn't cook them yet, both far too thin,
the kids used sneaky childish trickery
to lure her to the stove - and chuck her in!
They stayed there when the wicked witch was dead.
Why not? Four year's supply of gingerbread!
Children Who Eat The House Will Be Punished...Keep Your Little Hands Off My Real Estate!
Forest trail and breadcrumbs? Quite absurd!
Yet bread was what that silly Hansel tossed -
and Gretel should have known a hungry bird
would leave them in the deep, dark forest - lost.
A cottage made of candy-choc delight,
with friendly hag who took them in with glee,
but why the weight gain checkup every night?
The witch was craving Children Fricasee!
They fooled her with a stick - she couldn't see
and didn't cook them yet, both far too thin,
the kids used sneaky childish trickery
to lure her to the stove - and chuck her in!
They stayed there when the wicked witch was dead.
Why not? Four year's supply of gingerbread!