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RAB'S REVIEWS
"MANSTER" Is this a 'typo' or some sort of hieroglyic I behold,...Ahh! No!, I ruminate whom the genuis, the expositer is who has 'MORPHED' "MAN" and "MONSTER" and drafted this 'word fusion' onto my screen...! so since this picture has been 'Number Plated', "MANSTER", climb aboard my friend for the ride, and "CHILLAX" and pray that there is someone sensible in the driving seat. If you like a movie with a Tsunami of special effects and excitment right from the 'OF', this is the one for you. Stright away three Japanese beauties are slaughtered and butchered, and even though the movie is in black and white, I knew the splattered blood was tomato sauce. Have you ever heard a man playing the 'SAW', well prepare yourself for lots of this type of music throughout the picture, it brings a thought provoking kinda suspence, and its also a good indication something is gonna happen. 'GORE' Galore as poor "KENGEE" is gassed, shot, and thrown into a furnace.(I don't know how much 'Kengee' got paid for this fine piece of acting, but it wasn't enough.)...So let me set the scene for you...Larry a foreign correspondent climbs a mountain to interview 'Mad' Scientist Robert, and his beautiful assistant 'TARA', they talk about cosmic rays and evolution. Larry accepts a drink from 'Mad' scientist Robert, and strange things begin to happen to him. (at this stage I wondered if Larry might turn out to be the 'MANSTER' but I'll not spoil it for you) Larry develops quite a drinking problem as the film progresses, but this is trivial compared to the nightmare world that awaits... Dear friend, did you ever attend a japanese 'Geisha' party, with japanese banjo players and japanese line dancing and japanese semi-naked bathing in semi-skimmed milk, then prepare yourself for a treat. (enough to sober up anyone)...Larrys hand starts to develop a 'mind' all its own, his shoulder is giving him a bit of 'jip' to, which sets the scene for a superb installment of some 'state of the art' time lapse photography, with 'out of this world effects' watch Larrys hand change into a 'ape-like limb'. I quaked and shuddered on my sofa, left in 'shock and awe' at this spectacle, (wondering if my initial thoughts were true, is Larry the Manster)?, by now Larry has decisions to make, because he is torn between to loves, his sweetheart gorgeous 'LINDA' and beautiful 'TARA'. 'Q' more 'SAW' music and let the slaughter begin. Victim No 1, A harmless buddhist priest, the headlines read "TEMPLE PRIEST SLAIN BY FIEND". Victims 2 & 3 are two beautiful women larry just happens to meet while out walking...Before I forget I must make mention of 'AMECO' you'll find shes not the most beautiful creature you have ever laid eyes on, (credit to the make-up team who must have laid it on with a trowel) her facial and body deformities are horrendous...and as I wipe a little tear from my eye, YES!!.. I can honestly say 'AMECO' she found a soft place in my heart, (she will with you to)...If you thought the special effects have been good up to now, wait untill you see what the make-up crew have concocted on Larrys shoulder. This is preparation for yet another evolutionary step foward in film making. Here you will witness a visual manifestation, a 'sprouting fourth' of of another HEAD from larrys 'Jippy' shoulder. This is the 60's version of Zaphod Beeblebrox (The hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy), the only difference being larrys head looks like its made of Papermache and less animated. (who says two heads are better than one?)...Mad Scientist Robert decides he has to shoot poor Ameco so he can marry Tara, but Larry bursts through the lab doors and confronts him. Robert injects Larry with a hypodermic syringe so Larry injects Robert with a 9inch knife blade (well he started it). The chase continues to what I would call the Greatest Epoc making finish in cinematography I have ever laid eyes on in my life...From behind a tree, and on top of an active volcano, what only could be called the 'MOTHER OF ALL EVOLUTIONARY FILMS', you will see Larry and his 'Sprouted head' begin to Transmogrify before your very eyes, a Metamorphism unequalled even in modern times. A Kaleidoscopic Materialization streching the Imagination to the limit, celluloid has never seen the likes of this before. Has the Bar been raised, I hear you ask? The Bar can go no higher my friend, because from the very bowels of the Earth and this Scenerio, a voice Yells! "Oscar", "Oscar", as Larry 'SPLITS' from the Manster, to become two people the 'MAN' and the 'MONSTER' (I tip my hat to you Mr Shelton)........I'll leave you dear friend with oratory unparalled that ever ended a picture or ever echoed into mine ears, as 'Linda', Larrys true sweetheart arrives and says to larrys friend, "It wasn't Larry, it could'nt have been larry", to which comes the reply, "There was good and evil in Larry, have faith Linda in the good that is in Larry and in all men." A true Epic 10/10 thankyou.
RAB'S REVIEWS
"MANSTER" Is this a 'typo' or some sort of hieroglyic I behold,...Ahh! No!, I ruminate whom the genuis, the expositer is who has 'MORPHED' "MAN" and "MONSTER" and drafted this 'word fusion' onto my screen...! so since this picture has been 'Number Plated', "MANSTER", climb aboard my friend for the ride, and "CHILLAX" and pray that there is someone sensible in the driving seat. If you like a movie with a Tsunami of special effects and excitment right from the 'OF', this is the one for you. Stright away three Japanese beauties are slaughtered and butchered, and even though the movie is in black and white, I knew the splattered blood was tomato sauce. Have you ever heard a man playing the 'SAW', well prepare yourself for lots of this type of music throughout the picture, it brings a thought provoking kinda suspence, and its also a good indication something is gonna happen. 'GORE' Galore as poor "KENGEE" is gassed, shot, and thrown into a furnace.(I don't know how much 'Kengee' got paid for this fine piece of acting, but it wasn't enough.)...So let me set the scene for you...Larry a foreign correspondent climbs a mountain to interview 'Mad' Scientist Robert, and his beautiful assistant 'TARA', they talk about cosmic rays and evolution. Larry accepts a drink from 'Mad' scientist Robert, and strange things begin to happen to him. (at this stage I wondered if Larry might turn out to be the 'MANSTER' but I'll not spoil it for you) Larry develops quite a drinking problem as the film progresses, but this is trivial compared to the nightmare world that awaits... Dear friend, did you ever attend a japanese 'Geisha' party, with japanese banjo players and japanese line dancing and japanese semi-naked bathing in semi-skimmed milk, then prepare yourself for a treat. (enough to sober up anyone)...Larrys hand starts to develop a 'mind' all its own, his shoulder is giving him a bit of 'jip' to, which sets the scene for a superb installment of some 'state of the art' time lapse photography, with 'out of this world effects' watch Larrys hand change into a 'ape-like limb'. I quaked and shuddered on my sofa, left in 'shock and awe' at this spectacle, (wondering if my initial thoughts were true, is Larry the Manster)?, by now Larry has decisions to make, because he is torn between to loves, his sweetheart gorgeous 'LINDA' and beautiful 'TARA'. 'Q' more 'SAW' music and let the slaughter begin. Victim No 1, A harmless buddhist priest, the headlines read "TEMPLE PRIEST SLAIN BY FIEND". Victims 2 & 3 are two beautiful women larry just happens to meet while out walking...Before I forget I must make mention of 'AMECO' you'll find shes not the most beautiful creature you have ever laid eyes on, (credit to the make-up team who must have laid it on with a trowel) her facial and body deformities are horrendous...and as I wipe a little tear from my eye, YES!!.. I can honestly say 'AMECO' she found a soft place in my heart, (she will with you to)...If you thought the special effects have been good up to now, wait untill you see what the make-up crew have concocted on Larrys shoulder. This is preparation for yet another evolutionary step foward in film making. Here you will witness a visual manifestation, a 'sprouting fourth' of of another HEAD from larrys 'Jippy' shoulder. This is the 60's version of Zaphod Beeblebrox (The hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy), the only difference being larrys head looks like its made of Papermache and less animated. (who says two heads are better than one?)...Mad Scientist Robert decides he has to shoot poor Ameco so he can marry Tara, but Larry bursts through the lab doors and confronts him. Robert injects Larry with a hypodermic syringe so Larry injects Robert with a 9inch knife blade (well he started it). The chase continues to what I would call the Greatest Epoc making finish in cinematography I have ever laid eyes on in my life...From behind a tree, and on top of an active volcano, what only could be called the 'MOTHER OF ALL EVOLUTIONARY FILMS', you will see Larry and his 'Sprouted head' begin to Transmogrify before your very eyes, a Metamorphism unequalled even in modern times. A Kaleidoscopic Materialization streching the Imagination to the limit, celluloid has never seen the likes of this before. Has the Bar been raised, I hear you ask? The Bar can go no higher my friend, because from the very bowels of the Earth and this Scenerio, a voice Yells! "Oscar", "Oscar", as Larry 'SPLITS' from the Manster, to become two people the 'MAN' and the 'MONSTER' (I tip my hat to you Mr Shelton)........I'll leave you dear friend with oratory unparalled that ever ended a picture or ever echoed into mine ears, as 'Linda', Larrys true sweetheart arrives and says to larrys friend, "It wasn't Larry, it could'nt have been larry", to which comes the reply, "There was good and evil in Larry, have faith Linda in the good that is in Larry and in all men." A true Epic 10/10 thankyou.