Deadpool MvsDC App!

"Hey there! Its me! Y'know everyones favourite Merc-With-A-Mouth!"

 

Uhhhh shouldnt go and kill those two guys that we were given the contract for?

 

"Thats a good point! Lets roll!"

 

Ok wade lets be stealthy and not let these two jokes guards get alerted.

 

"No shit sherlock"

 

Oh ha ha.

 

Oooohhh he he look wade there they are!

How are you going to kill them? Tell me tell me tell me!

 

"Just watch...."

 

"SHORYUKEN, AAHHHHH"

 

'Holy shit mike! No please Ill double your payers money!'

 

"Im sure you will! Either way, here is my gun and look! There is your head!"

 

'Oh god no please dont hurt me I have children and a loving family!'

 

"I really dont care"

 

*FFWHIP*

 

"You should check your lower area around you stomach, as you can see a knife has been thrown there.

 

'AHHHHHHAAHAHAH'

 

'YOU PIECE OF DEMON WORSHIPING SHIT'

 

"Actually I cant worship demons an-- Oh! Your dead"

 

Wade that was Awwwweeesssooommeee!

Go kill more guys!

 

"Not today because I didnt pack many bullets and I want my precious money!

 

Good point!

 

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Thanks for reading! I love ideas on better writing!

 

And the the people without ' or " are the two voices inside Wade's head!

 

C&C Welcome!

 

 

Done