Nightmaresquid
Project Burke, and Hare
For the military wargame D&C 5. I'm going to be building a necrotic army... because I can.
-Radio broadcast-
7, 20, 1924
Good morning Seaxhost, this is the Skogsmark Post.
A few poor citizens in the more mountainous areas of the Dominions fell victim last night to what could only be described as a demon straight out of the 9nth circle of hell. Shady government officials working under Burke, and Hare were quick to cover the event up fearing mass hysteria, but a single image taken moments before the photographer was flayed alive was recovered by journalists under the Skogsmark Post. i.imgur.com/o4ta8BK.png
Rumor has it that the creature escaped from a nearby mountain facility, and after consuming the residents of a small farmstead ran out on the road where it incinerated a milk truck. Officials were seen luring the monster into a cage, and fitting a metal collar on its leg that made it appear perfectly still. Passerby's were urged not to speak of the occurrence, and it believed by some scientists to have been artificially created using horse cadav- ahh-
.... (a faint scuffle can be heard in the background) ...
Hello this is the Skogsmark Post. We are currently experiencing some difficulty with transmitting. Eh transmission will resume tomorrow, and the Post is now being tak... er... bought up by the local Legion propaganda center. Tune in tomorrow for our special broadcast, The terror of Malaria, and how you can decrease the risk of infection.
And remember, enlist today!
-transmission ends-
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These military "bio" weapons known as Skelfa Units were commissioned by the chief of the Legion Octavian Sigvard in order to create a terror weapon that quote "stunk of p#ss, and instilled fear like my ex wife."
The project was entrusted to Dr. Frankemengele who managed to get a Skelfa "prototype" working within two months. The abomination is stitched together from dead horses, and a classified red concoction is pumped into it to reanimate the monster. It is believed that tests on human cadavers took place but due to moral problems, and a lack of subjects animals seemed like a more expendable solution. This Skelfa is armed with a 37mm main gun, and a flamethrower, and is protected by both a thick hard leatherish hide, and armor plating. Also shown is Dr. Frankemengele giving a longwinded speech to Sigvard over some event about "breached containment" whatever that means.
Project Burke, and Hare
For the military wargame D&C 5. I'm going to be building a necrotic army... because I can.
-Radio broadcast-
7, 20, 1924
Good morning Seaxhost, this is the Skogsmark Post.
A few poor citizens in the more mountainous areas of the Dominions fell victim last night to what could only be described as a demon straight out of the 9nth circle of hell. Shady government officials working under Burke, and Hare were quick to cover the event up fearing mass hysteria, but a single image taken moments before the photographer was flayed alive was recovered by journalists under the Skogsmark Post. i.imgur.com/o4ta8BK.png
Rumor has it that the creature escaped from a nearby mountain facility, and after consuming the residents of a small farmstead ran out on the road where it incinerated a milk truck. Officials were seen luring the monster into a cage, and fitting a metal collar on its leg that made it appear perfectly still. Passerby's were urged not to speak of the occurrence, and it believed by some scientists to have been artificially created using horse cadav- ahh-
.... (a faint scuffle can be heard in the background) ...
Hello this is the Skogsmark Post. We are currently experiencing some difficulty with transmitting. Eh transmission will resume tomorrow, and the Post is now being tak... er... bought up by the local Legion propaganda center. Tune in tomorrow for our special broadcast, The terror of Malaria, and how you can decrease the risk of infection.
And remember, enlist today!
-transmission ends-
...
These military "bio" weapons known as Skelfa Units were commissioned by the chief of the Legion Octavian Sigvard in order to create a terror weapon that quote "stunk of p#ss, and instilled fear like my ex wife."
The project was entrusted to Dr. Frankemengele who managed to get a Skelfa "prototype" working within two months. The abomination is stitched together from dead horses, and a classified red concoction is pumped into it to reanimate the monster. It is believed that tests on human cadavers took place but due to moral problems, and a lack of subjects animals seemed like a more expendable solution. This Skelfa is armed with a 37mm main gun, and a flamethrower, and is protected by both a thick hard leatherish hide, and armor plating. Also shown is Dr. Frankemengele giving a longwinded speech to Sigvard over some event about "breached containment" whatever that means.