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Introducing the new 1957 Chevrolet Beluga Air!
You too can be as cool as a koi driving the latest Detroit gas guzzler from General Motivators.
With it's improved Bumplessboing Suspension you'll feel like you're riding the waves as you glide over the endless tax payer subsidized highways.
For the weaker sex we have the fully automatic Findemgrindem Transmission, so no need to flounder around changing gears and ruining your nails.
The lush, wine filled interior wraps you in hazy comfort and soothes your uncontrollable road rage.
You'll want to be buried in this car.
Visit one of our fine dealers today and we'll promise you'll be soon addicted to the joys of smoking tires and endless payments!
Back After These Commercials...
Introducing the new 1957 Chevrolet Beluga Air!
You too can be as cool as a koi driving the latest Detroit gas guzzler from General Motivators.
With it's improved Bumplessboing Suspension you'll feel like you're riding the waves as you glide over the endless tax payer subsidized highways.
For the weaker sex we have the fully automatic Findemgrindem Transmission, so no need to flounder around changing gears and ruining your nails.
The lush, wine filled interior wraps you in hazy comfort and soothes your uncontrollable road rage.
You'll want to be buried in this car.
Visit one of our fine dealers today and we'll promise you'll be soon addicted to the joys of smoking tires and endless payments!